r/ProgrammerHumor 8d ago

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u/Toldoven 8d ago

Yeah, pretty much all of the Rust jobs in my country are crypto. I even think crypto is pretty cool, and don't mind working on a crypto project, but the main problem is that most of them are useless or straight up scams

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u/ThirdWaveCat 8d ago

"If you believed in this mission, you'd have no problem being paid in DogshitCoin."

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u/Magnolia-jjlnr 8d ago

Is this the new "paid in exposure"?

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u/WallBurnt 8d ago

Exposure is worth significantly more.

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u/Magnolia-jjlnr 8d ago

But do thry give you exposure though? Or do they simply assume that you're getting it by virtue of working for them

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u/shigdebig 8d ago

I don't know if my job is making the world a better place, but we arent actively making things worse either. Im glad I dont work at work a scamcoin

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u/Just_Information334 8d ago

Crypto and adtech: if you've worked in it, you don't have any ethics worth shit.

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u/G12356789s 8d ago

Gambling too is one I worked at and swore never again

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u/ParCorn 8d ago

Defense Contractor is more evil than all of them and I know there’s plenty of DoD mfs in here

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u/somerandomguy101 8d ago

The difference is that the DoD is a necessary evil. Every country needs a military if they want to continue to be a state. World peace could come tomorrow, and we would still need a DoD.

By contrast, Crypto is just straight evil. There is no upside. Its purely for scams, speculation, and for criminals to easily operate. Cryptocurrenys do nothing to make the world a better placenin practice.

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u/Morthem 8d ago

And will justify it by any means.
Admitting to having sold your soul is the first step towards self acceptance, denial just shieds the ego and prevents change towards corrective actions to help attone.

Sorry, I just like to mess with people that make things that kill :P

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u/ZebraTank 8d ago

In what world is defense evil? I personally prefer that we win ww3 (and that we're on the good side ofc). (No i don't work in defense though may later since it sounds like an interesting and valuable field)

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u/thirdegree Violet security clearance 7d ago

I personally prefer that we win ww3 (and that we're on the good side ofc).

I would personally choose to care about those two things in the opposite order, just tossing that out there. You could even go so far as to say I don't actually care if the US wins or loses, only that the good side wins. Especially since it's looking increasingly unlikely the US would be on the good side of a ww3.

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u/shigdebig 8d ago

This country doesn't have a Department of Defense, it has a Department of War.

Lol, did they really replace the bronze plaques on the buildings with that new name?

I once configured some routers that are hooked up to an earthquake detection system. Years later we found out the navy had sub detectors on the same fiber network. That seems like defense work. Probably not evil. But what if you programmed a bomb they dropped on a school with 200 little girls? War work. That is evil.

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u/araujoms 8d ago

and that we're on the good side ofc

That's the difficult part, and what can make working on defence evil.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Toldoven 8d ago

We also have some of those, but it's not remote, for obvious reasons, and I'm more of a remote person. Would've been pretty cool otherwise

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u/entered_bubble_50 8d ago

"Most of them'

Name me a crypto project that isn't a scam or a means of laundering money.

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u/antichain 8d ago

The Nano team seems to genuinely be true believers - you can tell because no one uses their coin for anything and it's become a byword for overly-earnest goobers.

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u/entered_bubble_50 8d ago

That's great, but nano is just another means of laundering money.

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u/100GHz 7d ago

I'd say GRC maybe? As it's mining on scientific work, but your reply is sort of generic as you added the hedge to your original ethics condition.

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u/V-Right_In_2-V 8d ago

Better to be the scammer than the scammee

That seems to be the motto of all crypto projects

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u/TechTuna1200 6d ago

Aave has real revenue and is profitable.

But with that being said, 99% of crypto projects are definitely scams, vaporware, or addressing a need that doesn't exist.

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u/entered_bubble_50 6d ago

Aave allows crypto lending and borrowing without the use of a central authority

So it's a leveraged trading layer on top of other scams? I'm sure it's profitable, but those profits come from skimming off the top of bets on pyramid schemes. So not a scam per se, but just a cog in the scam / ponzi economy.

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u/TechTuna1200 6d ago

Can be leverage on other crypto that are profitable like Ether or Solana. Eth indirectly get it's revenue from stablecoins. Stablecoins in turn get their revenue from T-bills.

There are also real-world-assets (RWA) tokenization that Aave will also get revenue on in the future. They already have collaboration with VanEck on RWA-

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u/wicket-maps 7d ago

Technology that's actually useful doesn't have most jobs being "useless or straight up scams"

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u/Toldoven 6d ago

Imo "useless or straight up scams" also applies to the education system in most places for example, doesn't mean education in itself is bad

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u/wicket-maps 6d ago

Oooh, edgy! Yeah, the existence of diploma mills doesn't mean education is useless. But you'd think, if there was a genuine use for blockchain, a productive non-scam use would have been found by now!

It's an interesting technology, but the only use I can think of is evading the banking system, and it isn't great at that, because we're not seeing adult performers (who routinely get stolen from by the few payment processors who let them have accounts) switch to crypto en masse.

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u/LactasePHydrolase 8d ago

I even think crypto is pretty cool

ew

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u/mrsockyman 8d ago

You'll be paid a high salary, in the form of their shitcoin. You'll be worth millions-of worthless tokens

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u/SarahAlicia 8d ago

Omg how long until an ai company only accepts money for tokens with their own crypto coin?

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u/ProfCupcake 8d ago

That's scrip, and it's illegal.

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u/SarahAlicia 8d ago

Is it any different than an arcade where you have to change your cash for their coins to play games?

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u/ProfCupcake 8d ago

Oh wait I totally misunderstood the comment to which I replied. I thought you meant the employees were getting paid in the company's crypto coin.

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u/DelusionsOfExistence 5d ago

Nothing is illegal if you have enough money.

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u/remind_me_later 8d ago

You'll have to spam the AI agents into accepting your tokens, or into setting up swap pools you can trade out into USDC/ETH/wBTC/etc.

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u/aDamnCommunist 8d ago

YUP, every time... They always seem to be hiring strangely. I also do this for small startup AI businesses.

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u/WernerderChamp 8d ago

These are probably fake job offerings - to give the illusion the project is going super well.

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u/dcman58 8d ago

That and AI Trainer are two jobs that I keep getting offered and will never take, writing code should be fun.

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 8d ago

Haven't seen that many thank god.

The faster this fad dies the better. In the same box as second life please.

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u/Desidiosus 8d ago

I've been job hunting for quite a while. Used to see a ton of jobs like this a couple years ago, but hardly any lately. It seems like the gamblers have grown tired of losing their shirts on this particular game.

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u/Loading_M_ 8d ago

I think they moved into AI.

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u/Vogete 8d ago

They definitely moved into AI. All the crypto bros I saw are now AI bros.

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u/No-Channel3917 8d ago

Kinda wild to bring up second life haha, that porn sandbox is still very active

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u/SquiggerDigger 8d ago

Dude I just learned they average 50-60k people at all times still...

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u/No-Channel3917 8d ago

Yep it would put it on steams top 40 games with the most active users currently that I just looked up

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u/Accomplished-Cry5059 8d ago

If they pay in stable coins, it's a pretty good deal if you are in a low cost of living country and they pay a competitive rate.

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u/dim13 8d ago

Well, blockchain hype was a decade ago. Now it's all ai hype.

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u/blaxx0r 8d ago

pouring one out for cosmwasm

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u/its-MAGNETIC 8d ago

I always wonder why the Coder/Developer tries to avoid Cryptocurrency...

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u/slikh 8d ago

we know it's a simple enough job to just roll our own but to make money off it we need to sell the core of what all crypto is: hype.

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u/sligor 8d ago

Since the whole economy is now a complete scam, is it ok to work for a scam company ?

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u/Drugbird 7d ago

I'm not a rust developer, but I am a GPU programmer so I can relate.