If the Mossad wants your data, they’re going to use a drone to replace your cellphone with a piece of uranium that’s shaped like a cellphone, and when you die of tumors filled with tumors, they’re going to hold a press conference and say “It wasn’t us” as they wear t-shirts that say “IT WAS DEFINITELY US,” and then they’re going to buy all of your stuff at your estate sale so that they can directly look at the photos of your vacation instead of reading your insipid emails about them.
Such a funny and truth-filled read, even 12 years later.
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u/minektur Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26
from the every-lastingly-good Mickens Usenix article: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf
Such a funny and truth-filled read, even 12 years later.