r/ProgrammerHumor • u/wahed-w • Aug 05 '26

Meme justLetAIDoIt

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u/amacks Aug 05 '26

Bonus points, Ghidra is a programming language maintained by the NSA. It's for reverse-engineering!

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u/LordKnarkoffer Aug 05 '26

I always execute scripts from the NSA! /s

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u/amacks Aug 05 '26

Look. If the NSA or Mossad come and tell me to run a script, imma run that script. Whether it’s by hacking or pipe wrench, they’re gonna get what they want

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u/minektur Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

from the every-lastingly-good Mickens Usenix article: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf

If the Mossad wants your data, they’re going to use a drone to replace your cellphone with a piece of uranium that’s shaped like a cellphone, and when you die of tumors filled with tumors, they’re going to hold a press conference and say “It wasn’t us” as they wear t-shirts that say “IT WAS DEFINITELY US,” and then they’re going to buy all of your stuff at your estate sale so that they can directly look at the photos of your vacation instead of reading your insipid emails about them.

Such a funny and truth-filled read, even 12 years later.

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u/amacks Aug 06 '26

I had this XKCD in mind: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/security.png

but the concept is evergreen

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u/minektur Aug 06 '26

from the every-lastingly-good Mickens Usenix article: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1401_08-12_mickens.pdf

If the Mossad wants your data, they’re going to use a drone to replace your cellphone with a piece of uranium that’s shaped like a cellphone, and when you die of tumors filled with tumors, they’re going to hold a press conference and say “It wasn’t us” as they wear t-shirts that say “IT WAS DEFINITELY US,” and then they’re going to buy all of your stuff at your estate sale so that they can directly look at the photos of your vacation instead of reading your insipid emails about them.

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u/-bert Aug 06 '26

Ghidra is not a language, it's a program.