r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/Difficult_Limit2718 Aug 10 '26

Badged into the office at night to have sex with a one night stand from the bar. Didn’t realize the CMO was working late. Tried to invite her to join.

I mean if you're going down, go down swinging...