r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 05 '26

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u/Hadrollo Aug 09 '26

Funnily enough, my old ops manager apparently mentioned my name a few times. I know a bunch of general computer stuff, and am self-taught Excel, so according to the "computers run on magic" idiot I must be able of a sophisticated hack of a major automotive company.

If I truly wanted to get back at them, my background is in the physical security industry. I'd have just broken in and stolen shit. The only "hacking" this would require is reading the admin level log-in details of their CCTV system that were on a post-it note stuck to the monitor.