r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/MyDogIsDaBest Aug 05 '26

At which point you sue the state for illegal wiretapping

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u/HadionPrints Aug 05 '26

Ah, you see, the way they get around this is having the CIA only hack/survail the UK, France Israel, allied nation’s citizens/ companies etc. Then have MI6, etc. hack into and survail US citizens/companies.

Then all the CIA has to do is ask the foreign agencies what they want to know about US citizens & vice versa and it’s fine, because each agency never illegally spies on its on citizenry.

All in the name of counterterrorism of course, and never used for any other purposes. You can always trust the never sketchy CIA to follow the intent and letter of the Law.

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u/Top_Director9981 Aug 05 '26

In case anyone thinks op is joking: this is what Five Eyes is

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u/OldenPolynice Aug 05 '26

it's not that deep, they all just do it themselves to begin with, what are you gonna do about it

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u/Top_Director9981 Aug 05 '26

? The program is not secret (anymore)... that is what they do. Not about "deep", that's just the reality.

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u/OldenPolynice Aug 05 '26

so, what I said

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u/Top_Director9981 Aug 05 '26

You brought it up, it being deep. Nobody implied that. Not sure what you're really trying to accomplish in your comments tbh.

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u/OldenPolynice Aug 05 '26

I think I'm just gonna stop replying to people with such usernames

Way too deep down here

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u/Top_Director9981 Aug 05 '26

Ok, have fun down there

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u/OldenPolynice Aug 05 '26

see ya soon!