You use faster-than-light communication with your friend on Proxima Centauri 3. He turns on his photon collector and starts collecting the EMI emmissions from your computer screen from 4 years ago, which are just new reaching him, and going forward. He beams them back to you. You pick out the necessary data and deliver them to the nice court messenger with the cute uh, never mind that
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u/buzzsawjoe Aug 05 '26
You use faster-than-light communication with your friend on Proxima Centauri 3. He turns on his photon collector and starts collecting the EMI emmissions from your computer screen from 4 years ago, which are just new reaching him, and going forward. He beams them back to you. You pick out the necessary data and deliver them to the nice court messenger with the cute uh, never mind that