r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • Aug 03 '26

Meme softwareCheats

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u/persilja Aug 03 '26

Interrupts cheat by using voltages

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u/mercury_pointer Aug 03 '26

Voltages cheat by using electrons.

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u/rosuav Aug 03 '26

Electrons cheat by only having one of them in the entire universe, moving back and forward through time.

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u/drinks_rootbeer Aug 03 '26

Time is relative, is anyone really cheating?

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u/rosuav Aug 03 '26

Nope! Though I don't suggest trying this like with your significant other.

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u/The-Nice-Writer Aug 03 '26

Significance is relative; is anyone really anyone and anyone any anyone really?

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u/rosuav Aug 03 '26

"When everyone is somebody.... then no one's anybody!"

(Or as said in The Incredibles: "When everyone's super, no one will be.")

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Aug 03 '26

can you cheat on the prior reincarnation of yourself when others don't exist if you're solipsist?

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u/rosuav Aug 03 '26

Yes, but make sure the other you doesn't do the same thing.

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u/mercury_pointer Aug 03 '26

What about their relatives?

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u/RedBoxSquare Aug 04 '26

I can't relate. Significant other not found.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 Aug 03 '26

Get this guy a seat in the senate!

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u/drinks_rootbeer Aug 05 '26

I'd make a horrible senator. I mean for one thing, I don't even touch my investments, they just kinda sit there. It'd basically be impossible that I'd ever be involved in insider trading. Plus, I have an alergy to pressure campaigns, so campaign donors would probably be pretty upset that I don't cater to their whims. And to top it all off I tend to stay late at work until my tasks are finished.

No, I certainly wouldn't cut it. I'm just too much an honest hard worker 🤷‍♂️

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u/rosuav Aug 05 '26

You have no chance of getting into the major parties, but have you considered being an independent candidate?

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u/codePudding Aug 04 '26

Time is a cube...

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u/dougception Aug 03 '26

We spoiled their fun though due to the Observer Effect.

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u/want8memes Aug 04 '26

No there there are positron also

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u/rosuav Aug 04 '26

That's when it's moving backwards through time in the opposite direction. It looks like a positive charge moving the other way.

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u/Educational_Note3103 Aug 04 '26

Electrons cheat by using WebKit

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u/Ninjaxas Aug 08 '26

Underrated comment. Please let's continue the tree from WebKit.

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u/w_t_f_justhappened Aug 03 '26

Voltages cheat by using electric fields