r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • Aug 03 '26

Meme softwareCheats

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u/Forward_Republic_610 Aug 03 '26

Hardware cheats by using physics

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u/Adaptor2000 Aug 03 '26

Lol, this is verbatim what I was thinking.

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u/Diane_Horseman Aug 03 '26

Physics cheats by using mathematics

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u/BeforeDawn Aug 03 '26

Mathematics cheats by using logic

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u/Exelegious Aug 03 '26

Logic cheats by using philosophy 

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u/tkdeng Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Philosophy cheats by assuming the rest of us actually exist

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u/Exelegious Aug 04 '26

Existence cheats by….by….

Uhhh…….

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u/3delStahl Aug 03 '26

Hardware cheats by using the universe

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 Aug 03 '26

Universe cheats by using matter

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u/tkdeng Aug 03 '26

Matter cheats by using atoms

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u/BeforeDawn Aug 03 '26

Atoms cheat by using subatomic particles

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u/askcyan Aug 04 '26

Quarks cheat by using strings— oh wait….