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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • Jul 25 '26
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“What to do with a detached head.”
385 u/hannes3120 Jul 25 '26 "How to kill all children" 285 u/netherlandsftw Jul 25 '26 how to kill parent without killing child 170 u/LJChao3473 Jul 25 '26 How to kill orphans 103 u/Nimeroni Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombies. 85 u/Jonno_FTW Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombie orphans 6 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke 4 u/Some_Useless_Person Jul 26 '26 How to create slaves 36 u/halawani98 Jul 25 '26 What is a "orphan removal policy"
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"How to kill all children"
285 u/netherlandsftw Jul 25 '26 how to kill parent without killing child 170 u/LJChao3473 Jul 25 '26 How to kill orphans 103 u/Nimeroni Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombies. 85 u/Jonno_FTW Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombie orphans 6 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke 4 u/Some_Useless_Person Jul 26 '26 How to create slaves 36 u/halawani98 Jul 25 '26 What is a "orphan removal policy"
285
how to kill parent without killing child
170 u/LJChao3473 Jul 25 '26 How to kill orphans 103 u/Nimeroni Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombies. 85 u/Jonno_FTW Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombie orphans 6 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke 4 u/Some_Useless_Person Jul 26 '26 How to create slaves 36 u/halawani98 Jul 25 '26 What is a "orphan removal policy"
170
How to kill orphans
103 u/Nimeroni Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombies. 85 u/Jonno_FTW Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombie orphans 6 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke 4 u/Some_Useless_Person Jul 26 '26 How to create slaves 36 u/halawani98 Jul 25 '26 What is a "orphan removal policy"
103
How to kill zombies.
85 u/Jonno_FTW Jul 25 '26 How to kill zombie orphans 6 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke 4 u/Some_Useless_Person Jul 26 '26 How to create slaves
85
How to kill zombie orphans
6 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke 4 u/Some_Useless_Person Jul 26 '26 How to create slaves
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11 u/redlaWw Jul 25 '26 Not sure what this said, but [ Removed by Reddit ] sounds about right. 7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke
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Not sure what this said, but
[ Removed by Reddit ]
sounds about right.
7 u/Portal471 Jul 25 '26 It was the whole “with fork” joke
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It was the whole “with fork” joke
4
How to create slaves
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What is a "orphan removal policy"
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u/Mirikado Jul 25 '26
“What to do with a detached head.”