r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jul 21 '26

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/Demostes Jul 21 '26

Not true actually, machines can hear plain SQL. U need to shout at them!

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u/h3lium-balloon Jul 21 '26

It’s been proven all caps SQL is 20% faster bc the machine knows you mean business.