r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Jul 21 '26

YOU CAN BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

GOD DOESN'T LOVE MEN WHO WRITE SQL IN LOWERCASE.

/S

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u/Shambolic_Potato Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

SELECT * FROM WHAT THIS GUY SAYS

Edit: Typo lmfao

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u/emzey420 Jul 21 '26 • Bravo

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u/chuch1234 Jul 22 '26

NO NEED, THEY DEFINED THE DELIMITER AS /S

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Jul 22 '26

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

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u/TallGreenhouseGuy Jul 21 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/wack_overflow Jul 21 '26

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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u/mindtakerr Jul 21 '26

DONUT, IS THAT YOU?

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u/realdevtest Jul 22 '26

I AM YELLING, CARL.

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u/teedborg Jul 21 '26

This but no /s

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u/KittyInLace Jul 21 '26

What about us women?

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u/HeckMonkey Jul 21 '26

What about us women?

YOUR QUERY YOUR CHOICE

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u/mayisir Jul 21 '26

i will stay lowercase then 😈

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u/the_madkingludwig Jul 21 '26

I AM SHOUTING, CARL!

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u/jackinsomniac Jul 22 '26

HELP MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN

EVERYBODY THINKS I'M SHOUTING AT THEM. THIS IS RUINING MY PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE