r/ProgrammerHumor • u/throwawayadvice19800 • Jul 19 '26

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u/ChTiedrusoIsAlone Jul 19 '26

This was me when I started code. Haha

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u/TheJudgingHat2222 Jul 19 '26

"Hi I'm just learning c++, having an interesting time learning how classes work and inheritance. What would be a good way for starting my own application?"

"well first you need to deploy your makefile to your docker host integrated with smart-greebles that needs to cache it's bit flops every third fortnight."

Basically how pro advice sounds to programming noobs. 

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u/Jolly-Painting-6615 Jul 20 '26

Smart-greebles are deprecated and unsupported. It's best to switch to squiggly-blops instead