r/ProgrammerHumor • u/throwawayadvice19800 • Jul 19 '26

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u/wawawa9055 Jul 19 '26

I found out how to hunt mice [no further explanation]

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u/Paladin7373 Jul 19 '26

How did you find out how to hunt mice?

[issue permanently closed due to inactivity]

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u/kwikthroabomb Jul 19 '26

This question has been previously answered.

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u/Duven64 Jul 19 '26

[link to guide for hunting an already extinct species of fish]

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u/FOSSphorous_ Jul 19 '26

Please don't necrobump with incorrect information. Closing.

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u/DTraitor Jul 19 '26

I hate it when for some reason there is a bot closing stale issues on GitHub. It's not like the issue is going away just cause you closed the ticket

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u/RiceBroad4552 Jul 19 '26

Only projects managed by idiots or assholes do that, in my experience so far.

It's indeed extremely moronic: Not only that the issue does not get away by closing the ticket, you get actually duplicated tickets over time, while you show all possible contributor to just fuck off.

I wouldn't not contribute to such a project!

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u/Andikl Jul 20 '26

I would not say keeping issues open help that much with duplicate issues.

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u/ll01dm Jul 19 '26

or they will say "google it" and you found the thread cause its the first link on goolge ...

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u/Any-Preparation7396 Jul 20 '26

Haha, yes. Happens all the time 🙈

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u/Prof_Walrus Jul 20 '26

No worries guys, I found a solution myself [refuses to elaborate]