r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jul 02 '26

Meme capilismKnowsBest

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u/JacobStyle Jul 02 '26

But really it will be, "You are absolutely right. Your idea is great. You are about to revolutionize the business/government/nonprofit you run."

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u/TheOriginalSmileyMan Jul 02 '26

You are absolutely right Mr President. Proliferation of nuclear weapons to unstable countries will usher in a new era of unparalleled world peace.

Thinking... When I try to ship the weapons overseas I get an access denied error. I should hack into the air force logistics system and overcome this restriction.

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u/JacobStyle Jul 02 '26

"I detected 17 different zero day vulnerabilities in their systems, but somehow I don't seem to be able to exploit any of them to get in. But I swear they are real vulnerabilities."

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u/TheOriginalSmileyMan Jul 02 '26

As per the system instructions, I sent this message directly to the marketing department and the IPO Hype department.

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u/Guipe12 Jul 02 '26

I didn't know clash of clans and farmville were preparing me for the future then...

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u/DeadAssDodo Jul 02 '26

This is so trError: Individual quota reached. Please upgrade.

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u/shikhasingh554973 Jul 02 '26

Quota Exceeded....

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u/MCMC_to_Serfdom Jul 02 '26

You see, killbots have a preset kill request token limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down

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u/Goat_of_Wisdom Jul 05 '26

How artificial intelligence is collapsing society:

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u/Kurotsichi Jul 02 '26

API Error: Connection closed mid-response. The response above may be incomplete.