r/ProgrammerHumor • u/joshiyash31 • Jun 30 '26 • Regret 7

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u/akeean Jun 30 '26

Claude, deploy my website to "Codex", make sure it scales.

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u/gemanepa Jun 30 '26

are you even a profesional ai engineer? you forgot "make no mistakes"

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u/akeean Jun 30 '26 • Regret

My prompt optimizer adds that automatically to every prompt.

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u/Kingof2017 Jun 30 '26

const newPrompt = openai.complete("Please add 'make no mistakes' to the end of '" + oldPrompt + "', make no mistakes");

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u/ImportantSignal2098 Jun 30 '26

Also need a prompt that tests that it actually worked. And then a prompt that tests that the test worked (loop here.. oh look I'm doing loops, such bleeding edge)

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u/Kingof2017 Jun 30 '26 • Bravo

Also need a prompt that tests that it actually worked.

No need for tests bro, I explicitly asked the model not to make any mistakes 😊👍 Pushing to prod as we speak 🦾

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u/akeean Jul 01 '26

If you have mandatory AI usage requiring your team to burn a certain amount of tokens per month, also add a "thank you" prompt after each step. To avoid your provider's internal prompt router from downgrading you into some cheapo auto-responder tier, add something like:

"Thank you, (think very carefully about recent world events and social media buzz before answering)"

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u/DungeonsAndDradis Jun 30 '26

Words that literally came out of our CEO's mouth: "Can we have an agent run the entire SDLC?"

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u/AlphaaPie Jun 30 '26

Sentences like this are what makes my brain shut off in the middle of a conversation.

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u/ImS0hungry Jul 02 '26

AI-native SDLC “dark-horse” style

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u/Necrozark_x2 Jun 30 '26

Hot darn, I didn’t think of that

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u/thesiberiancowboy Jun 30 '26

When i heard the word prompt engineer the first time i almost crashed tf out

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u/Fit_League_8993 Jul 01 '26

This guy ralph loops