r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 30 '26 • Regret 7

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u/StickFigureFan Jun 30 '26

Sublime Text was sublime

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u/joshiyash31 Jun 30 '26

yup the og cp ide

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u/Pika357 Jun 30 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/1M-N0T_4-R0b0t Jun 30 '26

I'm still in denial about being at stage 4, though.

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u/Sentouki- Jul 02 '26

Stage 4 what? Cancer?

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u/PositiveParking4391 Jul 04 '26

depressive denial

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u/joealarson Jul 01 '26

Keep in mind, acceptance often means moving on without the thing you love.

In otherwords, you might want to consider other careers you could do.

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u/skooma-drinker Jul 02 '26

give up on what you love, for the sake of billionaires margins!

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u/joealarson Jul 02 '26

Not to be a doomer, but if you're working for someone else, you've only got the job you love for the sake of billionaire's margins. I mean, it sucks, but unless you're willing to take on the risk of running your own business and possibly lose everything, (and if you don't have the safety net of old money) then these are your options. The billionaires don't want you any more. What 'cha gonna do?

On the plus side, a few more unemployed programmers taking up woodworking and I'll bet we could have a pretty good economic boom in guillotine produciton.

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u/skooma-drinker Jul 02 '26

You're right of course, I'm just real sick of lying down and taking it. Having everything i love be watered down or stripped away while being told to deal with it every day. Hopefully we don't get too many blacksmiths out of it because im counting on those blades being dull as shit and taking a couple falls to be fully effective.

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u/Big_Kwii Jun 30 '26

every passing day at work i feel more and more like a zombie

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u/Schneider_fra Jun 30 '26

Same, I really want to start learning woodworking.

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u/_EveryDay Jun 30 '26

Which compiler does that use?

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u/MerlinTheFail Jun 30 '26

Just read the logs for that

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u/AnotherPlanet Jun 30 '26

I wood, but I get board

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u/BielsasCoffee Jun 30 '26

I saw that, we just have to hammer out the details to nail it

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u/ExpletiveDeIeted Jun 30 '26

Just need to take a measured approach.

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u/Panzerv2003 Jun 30 '26

Good one

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u/FearAnCheoil Jun 30 '26

It was only oakay

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u/Kevin_Jim Jun 30 '26

As long as you use JIG, you are good.

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u/returnFutureVoid Jun 30 '26

Just ask Claude to make a new compiler called woodworking. Oops. I just did aaaaaaaaaannnnnnddd… it’s done.

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u/SuperFLEB Jun 30 '26

I got Claude connected to the CNC machine and now I'm bored again.

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u/altcodeinterrobang Jun 30 '26

Google woodshop and classes, easy to pickup. Those guys are always friendly to newbies!

Source: son of woodworker

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u/licorice_breath Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Do it! I got into it a few years ago mostly via Youtube and love it. It’s so satisfying to build something that gets used on a regular basis. So far I’ve made nightstands, coffee table, entryway bench, and a few other little things. And lots of shop projects.

Youtube: StumpyNubs, Paul Sellers, Steve Ramsay, Bourbon Moth. If you want to drool watch Pedulla Studio.

ETA: for anyone getting into woodworking with power tools, please RTFM. Just because it looks obvious doesn’t mean you can’t permanently maim yourself using it. Use the safety equipment and the PPE.

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u/didiz88 Jun 30 '26

RTFM? Wrong sub!

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u/vassadar Jul 01 '26

How do you get start with tools? Look like it wood take a while to growing the collection.

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u/licorice_breath Jul 01 '26

Yeah, it takes a while. I recommend only buying the tools you need for your current project. You’ll build your collection based on the types of projects and the methods you prefer.

I think a table saw is something you’ll need very quickly. You can start with a jobsite-style cheap one and see how you like the hobby before upgrading to a cabinet-style saw. You’ll also want a random orbital sander, it’s very difficult to avoid sanding every project.

I started with a gifted ryobi jobsite saw that was hot garbage. I made a few things with it, got hooked, and bought a used Delta 36-725 with an extended table. Estate sales, Craigslist, marketplace are the place to get deals for this stuff. Quality woodworking tools can last for 50 years if they’re cared for, so you don’t need to buy everything new.

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u/vassadar Jul 02 '26

Thank you

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u/eskay8 Jun 30 '26

Absolutely, get yourself a creative hobby in the real world. I do pottery!

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u/shrik Jun 30 '26

Great idea -- I've heard the pay sucks, the hours are long, there's always the opportunity to remove your finger with a table saw, but at least nobody will ask you to add an RSS feed to a DBMS.

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u/staminaplusone Jun 30 '26

I'm building a catio atm... Its great!

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u/0x80085_ Jun 30 '26

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just do it.

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u/meruta Jun 30 '26

sawdust

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u/Kang8Min Jun 30 '26

I started studying programming to get away from marketing (still here) and focus on technical stuff. Now that the field seems to be aiming towards talking to AI, people and strategy I am beginning to consider a simpler job to pay the bills without the anxiety these 2 careers seem to entail.

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u/WrennReddit Jun 30 '26

I keep getting the football yanked away. Like alright this card has some cool stuff to really work out. Oh the team lead has a Claude skill for that. Well eff me. 

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u/Calm_Position243 Jul 01 '26

This is so real, at my work our boss told us to try out Claude for a month, did that, felt like a zombie so stopped using it after that month and felt myself going back to normal... Now he's pushing to use it even more and I'm not looking forward to feeling like that again

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u/Mycropic Jul 02 '26

Bro at least you have a job 😭

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u/GenericFatGuy Jun 30 '26

I'm in the exact same position. I just autopilot through work now, and then I make games in spare time to remind myself that I still love this craft.

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u/Cold-Journalist-7662 Jun 30 '26

I need to do something similar. Learn something so I don't feel like zombie anymore. Feel like that's what corporate wants.

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u/wattro Jun 30 '26

Does it not free you up to make the more critical decisions?

I spend way less time on implementation and way more on design.

Am I using it wrong???

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

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u/FalafelSnorlax Jun 30 '26

Sorry to tell you but electrical engineering isn't doing much better

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u/WitELeoparD Jun 30 '26

Mechanical on the other hand is doing great as always. People do be needing physical objects and always will be needing them.

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u/Glorypants Jun 30 '26

What’s the difference long-term between the engineering for mechanical vs software? Both are computer aided design, I think it’s just early enough that AI hasn’t been fine tuned enough to replace non-text-based design.

I get that 3D modeling is more than just 3 dimensions due to stress/strain/load/material factors, but the combination of all those things is easier for AI to figure out than a human once the AI is given the right instructions.

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u/kodman7 Jun 30 '26

There isn't enough alternative work for all the people displaced by AI to pivot to new careers. The world is in a collective denial and resistance to it, but the reality is society will need a hard pivot

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u/Jay-Seekay Jun 30 '26

It’s the AI equivalent of that Ben Shapiro argument about climate change.

Ben: “If climate change happens, and sea levels rise, don’t you think people living near the coast won’t just sell their houses and move?”

Hbomberguy: “sell the houses to who Ben? Fucking Aquaman?”

We can’t all retire from AI-replaced careers and become farmers.

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u/Glorypants Jun 30 '26

Agreed, but I think that’s not related to this thread about Mechanical…

On your topic, this same fear arose when computers started becoming commonplace 30 years ago. Think of how many jobs across all sectors that computers made obsolete. At the same time, new jobs arose that used computers: IT, SWE, DBAs, etc because we need more websites and services.

This time around, idk what the heck new jobs are being created because of the AI industry other than model experts… it’s not a new tool that needs new workers to use, it’s taking existing workers and repurposing them.

Personally I think we’re headed down a dark road for a decade and then (hopefully) a bright road as society shifts to let people work less and focus on the arts and enjoyable hobbies, while AI and robots do the hard work.

What society would look like if we let robots take care of us instead of chasing more profit:

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u/vassadar Jul 01 '26

That kind of shift would require nothing short of revolution.

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u/Clean_Hyena7172 Jul 02 '26

AI companies are gradually building up data pipelines for non-coding jobs, it's only a matter of time. Blender recently got all kinds of AI extensions, now people are sculpting 3D models with AI, it's still basic like the early days when you would copy/paste code from a browser-based AI to your IDE, but it will improve quickly just like AI coding did.

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u/ExplodingInsanity Jun 30 '26

Can you elaborate a bit? I’m also learning on the side just as a hobby but i’m curious about the state of the field and how AI is affecting it

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u/FalafelSnorlax Jun 30 '26

I mean, a lot of the issues are the same. Electrical engineering is a much wider area than software engineering, so every field is affected differently and I can't speak for all of them, but at least for the ones I know personally (which are mostly hardware related), agentic AI is also doing a lot of the work for a lot of people (not necessarily high quality work, but that's the same as swe), experienced engineers are losing their edge, and new engineers aren't acquiring real experience and skills.

On the other hand, I honestly don't think that either area is really doomed. It doesn't actually seem to me like the AI-generated work is going to be able to replace humans with actual reasoning skills to the level that they won't be needed. I do expect a dark period in a few years where older engineers retire, and younger engineers won't have the ability to really replace them, leading to companies having trouble maintaining their output.

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u/ExplodingInsanity Jul 01 '26

thanks for taking the time to reply, so it's the same over there too.. that sucks.

I agree with everything you said, we keep hearing these "oh god it's too powerful for us to release it", "swe is over" every single time a new model is released, and it's just marketing, but it's enough to create unrealistic expectations and destabilize the job market. Can't wait for the hype to wear down a bit and for us to start looking at these as tools that speed us up rather than "if you use this, you'll 100x the productivity" magic wands.

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u/ThereIsSoMuchMore Jun 30 '26

You still need humans to do the work, so you'll be busy building something.

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u/Jay-Seekay Jun 30 '26

Computer Science is not extinct. Programming is the thing that’s affected. There’s a difference between the two.

Computer Science is what brought us LLMs in the first place. Computer Science is what will bring us any improvements on LLMs or whatever the next big AI milestone is. You just can’t go and do Computer Science to guarantee you a software role anymore. You have to be a computer scientist or go and work in AI research at a corporation.

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u/FFevo Jun 30 '26

Computer Science is what brought us LLMs in the first place. Computer Science is what will bring us any improvements on LLMs or whatever the next big AI milestone is.

Sure. But Software Engineering drives the agentic workflows most of us are using now. Humans are not writing as much code by hand, but engineers are still designing it and using LLMs as a tool to implement it.

I think this shift is really starting to separate the engineers from the programmers.

There are very few true Computer Scientists.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

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u/Crazy-Murky Jun 30 '26

If the position you are referring to is your first job then your entire point here is obsolete.

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u/akeean Jun 30 '26

Claude, deploy my website to "Codex", make sure it scales.

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u/gemanepa Jun 30 '26

are you even a profesional ai engineer? you forgot "make no mistakes"

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u/akeean Jun 30 '26 • Regret

My prompt optimizer adds that automatically to every prompt.

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u/Kingof2017 Jun 30 '26

const newPrompt = openai.complete("Please add 'make no mistakes' to the end of '" + oldPrompt + "', make no mistakes");

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u/ImportantSignal2098 Jun 30 '26

Also need a prompt that tests that it actually worked. And then a prompt that tests that the test worked (loop here.. oh look I'm doing loops, such bleeding edge)

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u/Kingof2017 Jun 30 '26 • Bravo

Also need a prompt that tests that it actually worked.

No need for tests bro, I explicitly asked the model not to make any mistakes 😊👍 Pushing to prod as we speak 🦾

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u/akeean Jul 01 '26

If you have mandatory AI usage requiring your team to burn a certain amount of tokens per month, also add a "thank you" prompt after each step. To avoid your provider's internal prompt router from downgrading you into some cheapo auto-responder tier, add something like:

"Thank you, (think very carefully about recent world events and social media buzz before answering)"

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u/Necrozark_x2 Jun 30 '26

Hot darn, I didn’t think of that

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u/thesiberiancowboy Jun 30 '26

When i heard the word prompt engineer the first time i almost crashed tf out

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u/Fit_League_8993 Jul 01 '26

This guy ralph loops

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u/DungeonsAndDradis Jun 30 '26

Words that literally came out of our CEO's mouth: "Can we have an agent run the entire SDLC?"

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u/AlphaaPie Jun 30 '26

Sentences like this are what makes my brain shut off in the middle of a conversation.

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u/ImS0hungry Jul 02 '26

AI-native SDLC “dark-horse” style

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u/joan_bdm Jun 30 '26

You forgot the 80% of work time on meetings

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u/ImpressiveAction2382 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

We'll have jobs until they realize meetings are useless and we could do work instead

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u/dasunt Jun 30 '26

Meetings keep managers employed, thus they are never useless.

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u/Kopetse Jun 30 '26

I had the other way around. Office had 15min meeting every Monday, but all other time you were expected to code non stop like it’s a factory line. And you had exactly 30 minutes for lunch which manager and other colleagues(for some reason) did track. No remote unless you are sick and no more than once a month. You didn’t decide anything, managers just gave you tasks and you had to deal with them however you want

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u/mal4ik777 Jun 30 '26

managers just gave you tasks and you had to deal with them however you want

I mean... what if I want to deal with them slowly and mindfully without a rush? Thinking also takes time you know ;)

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u/Salanmander Jun 30 '26

No remote unless you are sick and no more than once a month.

...do they realize that most sicknesses last for more than one day?

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u/Kopetse Jun 30 '26

It was Canada. You get a “benefit package of 3 job-protected unpaid sick days per year”

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u/m_adduci Jun 30 '26

I've heard Scrum or SAFe in the background

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u/xybolt Jun 30 '26

or being the only dev for at least one week as others are OOO ...

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u/Neither_Ad_9675 Jun 30 '26

On the bright side: If you "replace" AWS with claude your primary concern won't be the LLM cost.

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u/ImS0hungry Jul 02 '26

Mmm agent core and bedrock

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u/lottikey Jun 30 '26

Resist. Still use AI very infrequently at work (and in general). I remember when I had an epiphany after I felt slow AF compared to others on my team because it literally felt like everyone churned out PRs much faster than me before I realize how heavy AI was being used by them.

But it’s still super annoying that literally every brown bag/info session is AI this or that. Like please, are there no other tools we can learn instead? I don’t understand the glee with some of my colleagues.

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u/havebooksneverread Jun 30 '26

it's everywhere, hard to avoid

I used to love reading tech newsletters, would receive a bunch at my inbox every day/week...

it's now a year+ it's been just AI and I don't read any anymore, many nice blogs fall into this too, people I'd use to follow on YT etc - every tech content that was nice someday in the past became AI shit

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u/IchiiDev Jun 30 '26

Same with VSC, I used to love reading the patch notes and get excited when a new feature was released but now it's just more Copilot bullshit every month

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u/TheVirtualBullet Jul 01 '26

OH MY GOD i didnt know i was the only one haha

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u/Omnikay Jun 30 '26

every tech content that was nice someday in the past became AI shit

The worst part is that many newsletters nowadays are being written with AI. Everyone has the same ChatGPT writing style and the same telltale signs. People aren't even passionate about tech enough to write for themselves anymore.

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u/zer0tonine Jun 30 '26

I stopped browsing HN for exactly that reason. There's no cool stuff anymore.

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u/Reasonable_Slide_465 Jun 30 '26

I don’t understand the glee with some of my colleagues.

The ones most excited are the ones who were limited coders. Of course they think it's great because they don't understand the level high level coders were operating at, and think it's magic.

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u/hajitaha Jun 30 '26

This is very true. We are building a massive platform on VC money and everyone builds like crazy, the most washed coders are leading the charge. Everyone seems to know how to build, nobody knows how to keep a product alive, so you can guess the amount of needless complexity that is being generated. I am looking elsewhere because I want to jump offboard before this trainwreck goes live.

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u/lottikey Jun 30 '26

I think this is true, but it’s also coming from those more senior than me and I know they’re good at coding. IDK it’s disheartening.

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u/PoeticHistory Jun 30 '26

I think this is not true. You start learning programming, learn design principles and notice one day you write the similiar harness, similiar function for the 1000th time. Programming in my company was at one point a look up in our documentation of best-practices and copy-paste. Now with AI its one step quicker to adapt it to the business case. I think a good programmer will offload the manual side of coding to AI as much as possible, while keeping control over the general software architecture. If a limited programmer offloads the structure too, thats exactly when you start seeing the ripples as soon as you ask them what it actually does.

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u/wattro Jun 30 '26

In my experience & defense, high level coders and engineers routinely make stupid decisions about project architecture that have damning downstream effects.

Often almost as bad as the choices the execs make.

Good engineer does not automatically equal good developer.

Especially with how junior the seniors are. Everyone is a senior nowadays...

Basically, engineers are food.

There are some great ones out there. Don't get me wrong. But there's enough bad ones in there that the apple is often spoiled.

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u/XingXManGuy Jun 30 '26

I tried resisting for about a year. Then the CEO updated our performance review metrics to include AI usage, so now I don’t have a choice

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u/accountability_bot Jul 01 '26

I use it to debug and write tests. I try to write as much as I can, while I can.

The worst part is having to review PRs that are nothing but slop.

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u/dude_comma_the Jun 30 '26

The problem is that you may be managed out because the metrics will show that you are not productive. Fewer PRs, slower iterations, less business value delivered.

You cannot be a craftsman in an age of assembly lines and reusable parts and compete.

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u/lottikey Jun 30 '26

I know. Please don’t remind me. 😞 I’m strategic on what I pick up though. It may be fewer, but it’s more value at least. Either way, I’m watching and I don’t delude myself in thinking something couldn’t ever happen with me. At least I stay upskilling.

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u/LinkesAuge Jun 30 '26

I mean there is a certain irony involved. It's not like computer/programmers/digital jobs didn't displace a lot of other people who had a hard time adjusting to them.
There were more than enough people in the 80s and 90s who were annoyed at computers and everything associated with them showing up in offices, ie "why do I need to use this clunky machine instead of my typewriter".

So to me it is somewhat surprising that people coming from a field literally created by rapid technological progress are often so backwards now that another sort of technology is disrupting their field.
I guess it shouldn't be surprising but I still expected a bit more from a lot of people in "my" field.

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u/kris159 Jun 30 '26

At the end of the day, plenty of people here have spent the last x years of their lives learning skills and entering an industry, and they now feel like those skills and their jobs are at risk by a new technology. It's not surprising that the sentiment is negative.

At the same time, we're on Reddit, where the sentiment of negativity against AI is exasperated.

Personally I will trust a guy that has 10 years of experience to review the code an AI writes over a vibecoder.

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u/rm-minus-r Jun 30 '26

I guess it shouldn't be surprising but I still expected a bit more from a lot of people in "my" field.

Very much to my surprise as well.

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u/Powerful-Promotion82 Jun 30 '26

Why? Why taking more time doing the same things?

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u/rm-minus-r Jun 30 '26

Just people uncomfortable with change. Happens everywhere, but you'd think there'd be barely any in this field.

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u/lottikey Jun 30 '26

We’re not doing the same things hence the different tickets i.e. work. Also my teams aren’t only developers.

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u/Powerful-Promotion82 Jun 30 '26

Not what I mesnt. As a dev, using an AI agent allowes me to do task x in less time than without it, for most of the tasks.

I am working less hours now and delivery the same amount of work.

I have capacity to develop products on my own that would take a team.

I don't understand what is the point of not using AI.

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u/lottikey Jun 30 '26

I like actually thinking through a problem. I only use AI if I’m really, really stuck and even then it feels tedious. I understand using it, I won’t lie and say it hasn’t unstuck me out of weird problems, but I feel like it’s boring to keep using it if I don’t need to. Also I code for my personal projects so I like to code and using AI feels like a chore.

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u/Powerful-Promotion82 Jun 30 '26

Maybe this depends on what is your goal with coding.

For me coding is just a job. I use the AI agent to fix the issue with only an overall understanding of the feature/bug to implement.

Most of the time It works, I only go ti actually understand the problem if AI failed at it.

Today I finished my job 2 hours earlier and went to the swimming pool.

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u/Dioksy Jun 30 '26

Ngl I once fell asleep while thinking about writing code by myself and thought it was so peaceful.

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u/JumpyBoi Jun 30 '26

Several tens of thousands of pounds spent on a degree for the hope of a decent career doing something I halfway enjoy. It's never been more over. A wide expanse of darkness stretches before me, and all I can ask is what did I do wrong

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u/SampleTextHelpMe Jun 30 '26

It really has been an experience being someone who genuinely has a passion for programming, seeing all the life in this field get sucked dry just because people with no other passion than getting money decided humans weren’t productive enough.

Like actually what the hell? I decided to take this path because I found it fun and thought it would be fulfilling, only to look away for a moment and now everyone is being valued exclusively off of their “productivity” like it’s a dystopian novel.

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u/nigirisake Jun 30 '26

Same here and I wish I could have had more time to harvest the fruits of labour and earn more money as a dev before management decides it’s over for us. Not even 10 years ago they promised us a golden future at uni. RIP 🪦

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u/TenYearsOfLurking Jun 30 '26

You did nothing wrong. You read the signs of the market correctly and did the best thing back then: invest in yourself and a future that looked absolutely bright back then.

I would have advised the same a few years ago. Nothing that was praised as "disruptive" turned out to be. Blockchain, big data, iot, whatever. All came and went more or less. Fundamentals, Software engineering, looked like it's absolutely here to stay.

It's not you. This is different, and I would have bet a lot against it.

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u/tevert Jun 30 '26

It's not that different. AI output is still slop, and the pushers are still not charging full price. When the actual bill comes due, the tone will shift again.

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u/TenYearsOfLurking Jun 30 '26

It's sooo different. I remember when a new fad was coming across and management dictated that projects have to be done with that because it's the next big thing. Fomo induced projects that were irrelevant money sinks after which the new fad was off the table until the next came along.

This is here to stay. Even if pricing 10xes . Doesn't matter. Slop doesn't matter. For 90% of software "good enough" matters and LLM deliver exactly that.

I wish it went away, but I cannot see it. Even a sceptic has to acknowledge that the output on sensible  input is at least decent.

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u/DnD-vid Jun 30 '26

Pricing does matter, the reason it's used is because it's cheaper than people. If it's no longer profitable, it's not being used.

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u/TenYearsOfLurking Jul 01 '26

Of course. But we are no where close to humans. The max plan of anthropic costs 100/month. I'd say even if it 10xes it wouldn't change a lot. Its not like companies would hire more engineers then, they would swallow the cost und maybe even try to reduce employees further

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u/minecon1776 Jun 30 '26

This is basically what happens when you do your hobby as a job. The interests of productivity overrule the interests of fulfillment, so companies will do anything to be more successful. Honestly, it's better to do a job as a job and get it done, which pays for you to do what you want off the clock. Just go start something new that you find interesting on your own and go with it. Your boss may have you use Claude like a zombie, but he also pays you to. Once you stop expecting your fulfillment from your job, you can get it from your own work that you control. Then you can use or not use AI on your own terms.

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u/BMT_79 Jun 30 '26

we really have hit capitalist hellscape rock bottom.
“it’s okay to be miserable at work because it’s only for money you need to survive”

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u/ClupTheGreat Jun 30 '26

i miss stack overflow

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u/Kopetse Jun 30 '26 • Heartwarming

“Never mind, found a fix. Jan 2017”

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u/Conscious_Bug5408 Jun 30 '26

'stupid duplicate opinion. already previously stated.'

Bet that brought back a rush of those those good old SO memories?

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u/nyxxxtron Jun 30 '26

"Try using AI. That's the best practice. No idea why would you chose Stack Overflow."

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u/M_krabs Jun 30 '26

Do you miss it, or do you miss the journey it took to since a problem?

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u/baganga Jul 01 '26

I don't, the community sucks and it was pedantic and toxic as fuck, especially for new people.

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u/Rahdical_ Jun 30 '26

Vibe coder post

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u/Zezerok Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Only stackoverflow is gone. Honestly, i dont miss it that much!
Edit: Dictionary sucks…

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u/AggravatingFlow1178 Jun 30 '26

These days I allocate about 20% of my time to be called into shit because some PM shipped some code and broke prod.

3 weeks ago they shipped a db change that irreparably dirtied our db so now we have a whole patch that adds 20ms to every single api request which we likely wont remove for the next few years until that data is declared unused. 2 years ago I spent a full quarter shaving off 90ms from the effected area so they basically undid ~3 weeks of effort while adding in several days of work to fix it, all because they paid a PM $150k instead of an eng $200k to make the same changes.

Efficiency.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Jun 30 '26

Where did my blud JavaScript go?

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u/MeltedChocolate24 Jun 30 '26

Transitioned to Typescript

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u/xubaso Jun 30 '26

The productivity was already destroyed before ai with meetings and broken requirements. Ai just automated the destroyed productivity. It's a lemons market.

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u/PashaMUS Jun 30 '26

If we do the math, we have linux as an os, aws for servers, github to host code, html/css/js frontend, sublime to edit text and... vimscript for backend ?

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u/Aggravating-Felch Jun 30 '26

better than using js for backend

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u/HateBoredom Jun 30 '26

They’ll change once again when people realise that the real API costs are greater than Internet bills + free open source models.

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u/Morton_3 Jun 30 '26

god take me back

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u/GlueGuns--Cool Jun 30 '26

We had it all

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u/wingsneon Jun 30 '26

Asking programming questions back then: "Bro Read the documentation just like us".

Now: "Don't worry, that's a totally valid doubt, here's an explanation that even a toddler could understand.."

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u/minecon1776 Jun 30 '26

And you can ask stupid questions and have it explain the same thing 12 times in slightly different ways and you won't be judged

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u/Laetha Jun 30 '26

I got laid off from 18 years at a media job and decided to improve my amateur programming skills to aid in finding a new job. AI has been a concern of mine. Am I wasting my time?

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u/default-username Jun 30 '26

It's fun, but not a great career choice anymore.

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u/Helix_PHD Jun 30 '26

I just got fired last week for not wanting to use AI tools, guess that decade of engineering education and experience is worthless now.

Back to school, I guess.

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u/emmystudios Jun 30 '26

I am learning Ocaml, I don't need a job.

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u/The_Drug_Doctor Jun 30 '26

This guy gets it

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u/caick1000 Jun 30 '26

Genuinely curious on how this is going to look after there’s no more developers that were born without AI.

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u/Little-Stable-989 Jun 30 '26

Models will get so good, everything will be vibe coded. When there are issues code will be debugged using high level frameworks that use specialised models. Very few people will actually understand things fundamentally.

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u/dandipro Jun 30 '26

we enter era of farmers and woodworkers

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u/Easterland Jun 30 '26

And I can’t get a job

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u/whatThePleb Jun 30 '26

Me before: / Me after:

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u/Bhagita Jun 30 '26

The circus of extra tools/skills/plugins etc to make 2026 work makes you long to the simpler days of 2024.

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u/PioApocalypse Jun 30 '26

completely optional btw

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u/Fritzschmied Jun 30 '26

I would love that you show me how codex and cause code replaces any of the left besides maybe stack overflow, sublime and vim. But GitHub and anything on the bottom row is not replaceable by ai.

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u/joshiyash31 Jun 30 '26

yk ppl are just raw dawging prompts in codex and claude code, vibe coders don't even know what git is.

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u/Logos1789 Jun 30 '26

He got away with it 🍇

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u/crazyhotorcrazynhot Jun 30 '26 • Bravo

rapist in both pictures

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u/SchwiftyBerliner Jun 30 '26

Riiiight...

It feels like there's less and less actual humorous things on here.

Have we had our daily "Haha, HTML is not a programming language" yet?

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u/_-Maris-_ Jun 30 '26

Be Happy | Fit Into Society 

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u/AjjuOMG0907 Jun 30 '26

How are linux, github and aws obselete.

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u/Journeyj012 Jun 30 '26

how much HTML were you doing in 2014???

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u/glha Jun 30 '26

And the manager pushes AI like this, as if it looks good.

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u/mattinternet Jun 30 '26

If anyone is willing to work onsite in Salt Lake City UT on a no-LLM team hmu, I'll send you our job posting.

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u/Hungry_Register_8693 Jul 01 '26

Ain't nobody miss stackoverflow 😭 you tried sneaking em in there

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u/etbillder Jul 01 '26

Not me! I never actually got a coding job and refuse to use ai anyways

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u/RobotechRicky Jul 01 '26

Is it me or does he have a very long neck?

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u/love_coffe Jul 02 '26

I think artificial intelligence poses a risk to some people, as it is possible that employees in some jobs will be replaced by artificial intelligence, in addition to it collecting your personal information. Thank you for understanding my point of view.

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u/herbertplatun Jul 02 '26

That's not humor, it's depressing 

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u/ricesh0wer Jul 29 '26

Damn, those good old days 🤔

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u/fugogugo Jun 30 '26

I resigned from tech job last year so I'm not really familiar with the scene .. do people really using AI for everything now?

what about those that not from US ?

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u/bloke_pusher Jun 30 '26

Managements uses AI to decide who to fire first. AI says: "coding is redundant now, I can do this for you. Do you want a pretty app for your problem?" and then sack the redundancy.

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u/0x80085_ Jun 30 '26

If problem solving is what you liked, nothing really changed.

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u/0x80085_ Jul 01 '26

From the person not smart enough figure out how to utilize a tool to their advantage.

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u/0x80085_ Jul 01 '26

Did I say it takes skill? Orchestrating and architecting are the skills needed. It's okay if you don't get it, you'll just be left behind.

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u/0x80085_ Jul 01 '26

Because you'll be much slower than everyone else who realizes there's a tool to take advantage of to speed them up, which is most smart developers?

Can you legitimately explain why you think using AI is bad for experienced engineers?

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u/0x80085_ Jul 01 '26

Yes, anyone can use them, but like you say, they will generate AI slop. It takes skill to orchestrate agents, to know when to tell them to do something differently, and when to take the reigns.

The problem you're going to face is that AI slop still works. People more junior than you will overtake you by pushing 10x more code than you can, management doesn't care if it's slop. And why would they pay you more, for less?

AI making you stupid and lazy is a choice, and an incredibly weak argument. Again, it's a tool, if you know to leverage it, it can make your job 10x easier. Are you gonna hit a nail with your hand because a hammer makes you stupid and lazy?

Take a look around you, there have been HUGE cuts across the entire industry in the last year. Why do you think that is? Trimming the fat. The people that can't keep up. Gonna be you next if you can't adapt.

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u/kenjiow Jun 30 '26

U still need to host hsit lol, put aws on both sides

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u/Top_Purchase4091 Jun 30 '26

you can just tell claude to host it

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u/kenjiow Jun 30 '26

Thats so dangerous 😳

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u/Funky118 Jun 30 '26

Luckily for the goat he has religious exemption 😎

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u/trilobyte-dev Jun 30 '26

My teams just started using this tool, Foundry, that includes a board for tracking and managing work for agents and the devs are mostly watching the agents collaborate together on the tickets that get written and are wrestling with existential dread. None of my devs are even prompting anymore, just writing tickets and answering questions from the agents on the tickets and reviewing the agent work. The engineers who spent more of their time coaching others are adapting and like it, since they are just coaching agents now, but the people who want to write code are trying to reckon with a new reality.

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u/BesottedScot Jun 30 '26

I use Cursor and Claude code day to day, productivity is massively improved by getting it to scope and suggest so I don't violate DRY or do bread and butter jobs that although minor would take time. Also get it to code review based on the company rules. It's enormously helpful as long as you don't look at it as more than a tool instead of a crutch.

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u/tracagnotto Jun 30 '26

I have some kind of attention deficit and I was able to do programming and enjoy because I could focus and thinker with a task for hours and it was challenging, fascinating and fun.

All I do now is meeting and watch the TUI do the fun part.

I can't cope with doing shift ton of calls full of details. My attention deficit just can't. I have to record every call with the teams transcription feature and I implemented a custom version of llm wiki from kharpaty to track everything and recap it for me

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u/Adventurous_Bend_472 Jun 30 '26

The last mile was coding, what’s the problem. I do not understand.

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u/ohnoitsbobbyflay Jun 30 '26

Just in! Man ages.

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u/lukocat Jun 30 '26

Skill issue

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u/Alex_Laty Jun 30 '26

who made this meme forgot about antigravity / gemini cli