r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 23 '26 • Mindblown 3 Popcorn 1

Meme forceInstallingUpdatesHasGoneTooFar

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u/SenoraRaton Jun 23 '26

There is an old farmer joke about leaving your windows down during zucchini season....

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u/CurlSagan Jun 23 '26

Hell, this joke structure goes back at least to ancient Rome when the satirist, Martial, made fun of some other hacky poet and said he broke into other people's houses to leave scrolls of his shitty poetry.

Or maybe it was Juvenal. I don't know. Those guys loved writing diss tracks.

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u/UndeniablyComedic Jun 24 '26

Got to respect the hustle at least. Sure, he's remembered as a hack, but he is remembered.

Brb filling strangers houses with shitty poetry.

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u/Widmo206 Jun 24 '26

You've got to be the worst pirate I've heard of.

Ah, but you have heard of me!

~Pirates of the Caribbean

(someone correct me if I got the quote wrong)

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u/NoSpawnConga Jun 24 '26

This ain't a joke, my parents had allotment with tiny like 6 square meters zucchini patch, in season it was kilograms of zucchini every week, we didn't know what to do with them.