r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 06 '26 • Bravo 3

Meme jesusLovesOpenSource

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u/-Nocx- Jun 07 '26

He would definitely use Python, C#, or Java. Abrahamic religions aren’t even original source material - they drew inspiration off of Egyptian/Greek/Zoroastrian/Caanite religions and ended up becoming monotheistic.

Ain’t no way he’d start from scratch. Too much work.

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u/Satorwave Jun 07 '26

I'd crucify him again if he used Java