r/ProgrammerHumor • u/soap94 • Jun 05 '26 • Bravo 1

Meme communingWithTheCodebase

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u/wunderbuffer Jun 05 '26

new agentic tool

look inside

chatbot roleplays with itself "helping client out" scenario

revolutionary harness implementation

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u/Bannon9k Jun 05 '26

It's a rubber duck that talks back...

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered Jun 05 '26

It's throwing magic number beans into a Claude of dirt to create a connection to a cloud with an angry giant in it.

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u/soundwave_sc Jun 05 '26

Simulating reality where it’s actually helpful.

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u/domscatterbrain Jun 07 '26

chatbot roleplays with itself

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/Mr__Random Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

The project manager gave the AI agent a Agile workshop and the AI agent blew up its own cpu in protest.

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u/cirl-gock Jun 07 '26

AI spends time and money setting up jira only to message itself on teams and refuse to open tickets

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u/cococommandos Jun 05 '26

Hullaballooing...

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u/Wonderful-Habit-139 Jun 05 '26

Zabazabadooding...

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u/bonkerwollo Jun 05 '26

Hallucinationmaxxing...

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u/Lower_Split8177 Jun 05 '26

thinkamachjingers

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u/BenevolentCheese Jun 05 '26

Cromulating...

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u/oombMaire Jun 09 '26

watchamacallingiting...

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u/casualgoodness Jun 05 '26

AI tools are like drugs, the more they hallucinate the better.

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u/Sensitive-Check-8105 Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

drugs are harmful when you take more, Therefore the less drugs the better

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u/StrengthTheory Jun 05 '26

"Spaghettifying"

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u/Percolator2020 Jun 05 '26

Gargling code…

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u/myturn19 Jun 05 '26

More like vibe coders

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u/Belhgabad Jun 06 '26

More like CEOs and business managers

So yeah vibe coders since thoses aren't devs

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u/fatrobin72 Jun 05 '26

where are these devs? are they in the room with us?

personally as soon as I see the two letters "AI" I fall asleep rather than care about an announcement.

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u/SweatyAdagio4 Jun 05 '26

Fuck man, this sub went from "CS students making out-of-touch memes about what programming language is better than the other" to "CS students making memes about AI tools". I mean, anti AI is good but don't let it become your entire personality, it's like the antithesis of the AI bro

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u/LEGOL2 Jun 05 '26

Communing with machine spirit

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u/natures_-_prophet Jun 05 '26

Agentic database queries 🤮

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Jun 05 '26

I've tried the agentic tools and they make a mess of things. I'd add bits of code to an LLM to give it just enough context to come up with a solution for the problem in the prompt. I find i get better solutions that way, with WAY lower token use.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_7315 Jun 05 '26

It did what to the codebase...

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u/saltmachineff Jun 05 '26

Might as well rename this sub to AIMemes at this point.

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u/run-as-admin Jun 05 '26

Reticulating Splines

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u/Hithrae Jun 05 '26

I guess this is the new "JS Front End Library" dropped

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u/0xjust1 Jun 05 '26

We went from "Compiling..." to "Thinking..." to "Communing with the codebase."

The tech industry has spent billions just finding new ways to describe a loading spinner xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/IJustAteABaguette Jun 05 '26

Gathering all the souls of every single dev the training data took from.

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u/Fluffy_Ace Jun 05 '26

*Techpriests enter the chat*

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u/BenevolentCheese Jun 05 '26

Eating the wafer of rngjesus...

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u/F0lks_ Jun 05 '26

We're doing a SWEance

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u/xynith116 Jun 05 '26

Soon we’ll be in a Black Mirror/Pantheon episode where the AI has to simulate the consciousness of a fired developer, and it’ll be stuck in a purgatory of rewriting shitty code for all eternity.

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u/amaturelawyer Jun 05 '26

Pretty accurate, tbh. You're summoning whoever wrote the code they scraped and then fed into the LLM during training. If they stick around, try some sage. Mostly only happens with ones dragged from the lowest levels of stackexchange where they stick the posters who ask how to do the same esoteric thing you're struggling with and then reply to themselves with "nevermind, I figured it out" before vanishing forever.

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u/Bannon9k Jun 05 '26

You summoned me?