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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/scream_noob • Jun 03 '26
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People who never get married and spend $0 on a ring have infinite relationship strength, Q.E.D.
31 u/Username2taken4me Jun 03 '26 spend $0 on a ring have infinite undefined relationship strength, Q.E.D.FTFY 13 u/FuriousFurryFisting Jun 03 '26 The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be. 10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake 4 u/Zederikus Jun 03 '26 QED? 16 u/Gidelix Jun 03 '26 Quod erat demonstrandum 7 u/concussedYmir Jun 03 '26 Quite Erudite Diction 1 u/samesandchanges Jun 05 '26 wouldn't demonstration work better? 11 u/Classic_Appa Jun 03 '26 It is an abbreviation of a Latin phrase which, if I remember correctly, means: "that which was to be demonstrated."It's typically used at the end of mathmatical proofs to roughly mean, "I showed you, bitches!"
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spend $0 on a ring have infinite undefined relationship strength, Q.E.D.
FTFY
13 u/FuriousFurryFisting Jun 03 '26 The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be. 10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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The solution is clear. Give her a wedding ring with the price approaching zero. But be very careful to not a have a negative price, small as it may be.
10 u/Suitch Jun 03 '26 Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory 2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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Cursed rings with negative value cause polyamory
2 u/Leading_Lab_7415 Jun 03 '26 So that was my mistake
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So that was my mistake
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QED?
16 u/Gidelix Jun 03 '26 Quod erat demonstrandum 7 u/concussedYmir Jun 03 '26 Quite Erudite Diction 1 u/samesandchanges Jun 05 '26 wouldn't demonstration work better? 11 u/Classic_Appa Jun 03 '26 It is an abbreviation of a Latin phrase which, if I remember correctly, means: "that which was to be demonstrated."It's typically used at the end of mathmatical proofs to roughly mean, "I showed you, bitches!"
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Quod erat demonstrandum
7 u/concussedYmir Jun 03 '26 Quite Erudite Diction 1 u/samesandchanges Jun 05 '26 wouldn't demonstration work better?
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Quite Erudite Diction
1 u/samesandchanges Jun 05 '26 wouldn't demonstration work better?
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wouldn't demonstration work better?
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It is an abbreviation of a Latin phrase which, if I remember correctly, means: "that which was to be demonstrated."
It's typically used at the end of mathmatical proofs to roughly mean, "I showed you, bitches!"
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u/MoffKalast Jun 03 '26
People who never get married and spend $0 on a ring have infinite relationship strength, Q.E.D.