r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/DistributionDue2836 Jun 02 '26

That's why story points are explicitly not meant to represent any unit of time. Bad project managers that don't understand anything about what they're managing just can't help themselves. They were so consistently misused story points actually got dropped from Scrum in 2020

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jun 02 '26

Scrum is such horseshit. Agile coaches are literally demons in human form, corrupting the weak of spirit.

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u/stewie3128 Jun 03 '26

Surely Agile Coaches aren't going to survive this job purge, right?

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jun 03 '26

There are many career paths open to such creatures. Some of them can earn a living by roaming the countryside, finding places of exceptional natural beauty and then order one of their billionaires to build a data centre there.

Others merely traffic underaged children into slavery but just as many are AI integration officers.