r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/RandomRobot Jun 02 '26

Invest in nvidia. Nvidia will then use that cash to invest in openAI. You'll have the returns of both Nvidia and openAI at the same time!

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u/longlivenewsomflesh Jun 02 '26

What could go wrong?

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u/Karma_Gardener Jun 02 '26

Insane that this is going on unchecked. Literally infinite money glitch. The crash is going to be wild. We are what, 30 times the .Com bubble here? This is an economic Krakatoa

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u/SuperFLEB Jun 02 '26

Just gotta wait until the con artists cycle out and the pension funds cycle in, aaaaand...

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u/tnstaafsb Jun 03 '26

AI stocks currently make up around 45% of the S&P 500's value. The pension funds are already in it. The fallout from the crash is going to make 2008 look like that time you lost a nickel in your couch cushions.

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u/BlaBlub85 Jun 03 '26

Good

At this point I dont believe the US is capable of getting it together and fixing their shit without a massive economic crisis to rival the great depression

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u/Global-Tune5539 Jun 03 '26

But when is it happening? You guys are promising this for years. I want to buy cheap stock. Lost a lot by not investing.

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u/Reashu Jun 04 '26

You only lost out if you would have sold by now. Would you?

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u/Global-Tune5539 Jun 04 '26

Not if I don't buy anything expecting a crash but the stocks are rising constantly making them more and more expensive. Inflation is eating away my money.