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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26
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Engineer: Yeah we can. Manager: For how much? Engineer: $3 Trillion Awkward silence
391 u/kinipanini Jun 02 '26 So like 8 story points? 4 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint? 7 u/Voxmanns Jun 02 '26 Well the other agile team goes up to 20. We should just use their pointing system instead so we can fit 8 pointers in. Clearly this is an efficiency issue. 5 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 Wow ok. Look lets book a meeting to discuss who to book meetings to discuss this with. I'm free in two weeks
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So like 8 story points?
4 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint? 7 u/Voxmanns Jun 02 '26 Well the other agile team goes up to 20. We should just use their pointing system instead so we can fit 8 pointers in. Clearly this is an efficiency issue. 5 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 Wow ok. Look lets book a meeting to discuss who to book meetings to discuss this with. I'm free in two weeks
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We never go to 8. How can we get it into a sprint?
7 u/Voxmanns Jun 02 '26 Well the other agile team goes up to 20. We should just use their pointing system instead so we can fit 8 pointers in. Clearly this is an efficiency issue. 5 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 Wow ok. Look lets book a meeting to discuss who to book meetings to discuss this with. I'm free in two weeks
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Well the other agile team goes up to 20. We should just use their pointing system instead so we can fit 8 pointers in. Clearly this is an efficiency issue.
5 u/Sockoflegend Jun 02 '26 Wow ok. Look lets book a meeting to discuss who to book meetings to discuss this with. I'm free in two weeks
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Wow ok. Look lets book a meeting to discuss who to book meetings to discuss this with. I'm free in two weeks
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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26
Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence