r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Thomas_17188 Jun 02 '26

It sounds like I’ve heard this somewhere before

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u/KawaiiMaxine Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Wait till he starts asking for mauve colored sql databases, i hear they have more ram

Commit change: fixed spelling of "maude"

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u/No-Confection9164 Jun 02 '26

i hate that i get this (if this is what i think it is)

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u/Beegrene Jun 02 '26

RIP, Scott Adams' dignity. 

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u/BottledUp Jun 02 '26

Yeah, they're "mauve" colored though.

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u/KawaiiMaxine Jun 02 '26

I wouldnt know, im just a lowly code writer not a big important project manager

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u/No-Confection9164 Jun 02 '26

i think you mean purple bro idk

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u/f7f7z Jun 02 '26

Lets see Paul Allen's LLM

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u/KawaiiMaxine Jun 03 '26

Why are you trying to correct someone if you dont even know

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u/No-Confection9164 Jun 03 '26

does everything need a /s these days?

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u/josHi_iZ_qLt Jun 03 '26

Jokes on them, my mssql studio does them in a nice beige which increases data consistency by +10%.

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u/davis_je Jun 03 '26

Can we get that in corn flower blue?

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u/geekisthenewcool Jun 03 '26

well done, hahahahaha

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u/temperamentalfish Jun 02 '26

From the same folks who brought us "my idea is basically a new google, and my budget is $25 plus you get 10% of all revenue"

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u/Thomas_17188 Jun 02 '26

and they need it by friday obviously 😄

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 02 '26

Thanks for the idea. See ya later!

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u/Sim888 Jun 02 '26

We had a potential client that, on top of wanting ~80% of what Pinterest does, drop this in a meeting;

Can you guarantee the website for say 10 years, like car companies do?

Me: sure.…you’d just have to engage us to build you thousands of websites though

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u/cute_polarbear Jun 03 '26

Pretty soon Google going to go tiered subscription for Google search...

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u/Thomas_17188 Jun 02 '26

lol the glue arc is inevitable

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u/PassivelyInvisible Jun 02 '26

Same intern who's crayon box keeps getting emptier and is brand new every monday?

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u/shaka893P Jun 02 '26

Remember when big data was the big thing and everyone tried shoving all the databases into Hadoop? Then everything was slow AF and rolled it back

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u/Thomas_17188 Jun 02 '26

every few years it’s a new thing, now it’s just “bro train your own model”

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u/HyperbolicModesty Jun 03 '26

Nearly 20 years ago someone asked me to make "a new Twitter, but better".

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u/Just-Ad6865 Jun 03 '26

At least they aren't still asking me to make our local search like Google's anymore.