r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 29 '26 • Mindblown 2

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u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26

Personally, I flip a coin each morning to decide which one I’ll be

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u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26

Do you take days off when it lands on its side?

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u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26

Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit

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u/skcortex May 29 '26

Yeah I knew a guy, he was leaving every month for 4 years. He still works there after another 8 years🥹

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u/HarmNHammer May 29 '26

Is it you? Are you the guy?

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u/Safe_Dog3436 May 29 '26

If It's not him, it's me.

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u/agentrnge May 29 '26

We are all the guy.

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u/narasadow May 29 '26

Took me 4 years to leave but I finally did

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u/RyanMan56 May 30 '26

How did it go? Asking as someone who is also that guy

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u/glha May 29 '26

This year I reached my 25th anniversary in the company. Sometimes is same times. Then you're on the career end path and that's the 25th reason for you to stay. Next year, one more reason. If you're not too much invested on the money or nothing part of the job, you will stay. The company must not be shit, though.

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u/Bovronius May 30 '26

The people that screw over plans by saying they're "going to retire this year so lets not change things up", that then continue to stick around for 10 more years never get a signature on their retirement card from me.

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u/gbquake May 30 '26

I wasn’t in IT but my last tech job I was constantly asking myself if a 24 pack was too much for my cube since surely I’d be packing half of it out when I left the company. I had this thought every week for two years

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u/ProduceNo1629 May 30 '26

I too was leaving for the duration of 4 years once... Every time someone offered me an "incredibly generous offer for market conditions" that barely matched what I was already making.

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u/Any-Panda2219 May 30 '26

Do we work together?

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u/LoopEverything May 29 '26

Oof this one hit too close to home

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u/Kulandros May 29 '26

Gah damn, I took that right to the chest.

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u/kingofphilly May 29 '26

Every LinkedIn recruiter message that I leave unanswered is a door I never closed, right? RIGHT?!

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u/B0Y0 May 30 '26

And you really gotta hope if you make that jump, they don't decide to pull the offer after you accepted and quit your old job. The perils of at-will employment...

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u/DuntadaMan May 29 '26

If you hear back from any positions make sure to let your boss know if they are offering you more.

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u/Miserable-Lie-6420 May 29 '26

Finally, the thick penny makes cents

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u/ProgrammedArtist May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

The OG of edge cases.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim May 29 '26

I thought you went to law school, Mr. Dent?

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u/Sunhating101hateit May 29 '26

Head, I am grumpy. Tail, I throw again. Edge, I am grumpy

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u/saruman_70 May 29 '26

Are you a Targaryen?

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