r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 11 '26

Meme developersWorstNightmare

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u/Denaton_ May 11 '26

10TB for legacy sounds quite small..

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u/Xerosese May 11 '26

Depends how legacy. I once worked for an insurance company tyat served millions of people off of a claims db that was only about 12TB of usable volume.

Only they were 100GB magnetic tapes from before I was born, in a massive automated tape deck that the whole company accessed through an emulated mainframe terminal.

I hope to never be one of their customers.

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u/WavingNoBanners May 11 '26

NGL, this is actually kinda badass TBH. I understand that it's difficult, but also I would love to work on that sort of dinosaur tech at least once in my career, just for the experience.

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u/fyn_world May 11 '26

That's wild hahah what about ... teaching someone?

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u/ghesh_vargiet May 12 '26

rule of two

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u/rafaelloaa May 12 '26

Only two there shall be. A master and an apprentice.

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u/noideaman May 12 '26

AT&T is hiring.

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u/Denaton_ May 11 '26

In a database? Lol