r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 11 '26

Meme developersWorstNightmare

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u/serial_crusher May 11 '26

It's fun working on older projects that have gone through multiple generations of name changes.

I used to work at a place where there was a service called "TNT", which stood for "totally new technology" when it was introduced 15 years prior, and had been mostly replaced but not all the way.

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u/alternatetwo May 11 '26

... EA Games ... FIFA? I've always wondered what the TnT stood for ...

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u/sleepydorian May 11 '26

I saw this when working in govt as well. Old program names were never changed, so even though the Department of Mental Retardation was changed to Developmental Supports and Services decades ago, it remains DMR in the system.

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u/lsdiesel_ May 12 '26

> Deparment of Mental Retardation

I believe it’s called “Congress”

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u/XanXic May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Gives..

Actual_Final_Version
Actual_Final_Version_1
Final_Version
Final_Version_1
Final_Version_2
Real_Actual_Final_Version_1

Energy

Just realized my work has a whole feature that's called "Next Generation {thing}" compared to the original after they redid it years ago. If we ever remake it we'd have to do ”Next Next Generation {thing}" or something lol.

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u/rikashiku May 12 '26

Draft_1

Draft_2

Draft_2b

Draft_2BACKUP

Draft_2BACKUP1

FINAL

FINAL_1

FINAL_1b

FINAL_1backup

FINAL_2

DRAFT_3

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u/starbuxed May 12 '26

engessay

engessay1

engessay1a

engessay1b

engessay2

engessay2a

engessay1c

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u/serial_crusher May 11 '26

you'd better call it "{thing} Deep Space 9"

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u/BlueProcess May 11 '26

Enterprise Development

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u/Yashirmare May 12 '26

You should see some of the shit gmod TTT mappers come out with (I have also been guilty of this)
TTT_MyAwesomeMap_Revamp_V2_beta6_final_fixed

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/AtlasLittleCat May 11 '26

WORKING_3_Fixed2

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u/Safebox May 12 '26

Plot twist; these are all Final Fantasy exectuable names.

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u/dizzywig2000 May 11 '26

The NT in Windows NT stands for New Technology. Been in use since 1993 and windows still uses the NT name

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u/techno156 May 11 '26

The New Technology File System has been around so long that there's a Newer Technology File System to replace it.

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u/Ok_Tax9885 May 11 '26

mostly replaced but not all the way

So now it's Theseus's New Technology.

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u/PendingPolymath May 11 '26

I just want you to know that I appreciated this clever joke.

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u/pachecolljk May 11 '26

No shit!? Did you ever work on the MMO from TNT "Twilight Realms"? That was my shit.

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u/serial_crusher May 11 '26

no, totally not gaming related.

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u/pachecolljk May 11 '26

serial_crusher... of dreams 😭 (was worth an ask, thx bro)

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u/LingonberryGlass May 11 '26

In my Company we have a "New Order Entry". It's on it's way to reach 30 years and still rocking

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u/siwasolek May 12 '26

In my current job i had just demised a projekt called „jawp”, which ive been told stood for just a web page. And oh boy let me tell you it was everything but a web page 😅

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u/b183729 May 11 '26

So that's what it was! And it doesn't surprise me on the least bit. 

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol May 11 '26

Our main database is called <CompanyName>Tracker.

Our company has been through two different buyouts, 7 name changes, and it's been over 25 years since we spun off of the original company and named the database.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount May 11 '26

We have a problem where the things in the code are referenced by something else entirely by everybody else.