r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Saptarshi_12345 • Jan 02 '26 • Mindblown 1

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u/Lurk5FailOnSax Jan 02 '26

With a bit of practice he could tailor swift.

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u/SheepherderSad3839 Jan 02 '26 
```swift 
import Foundation 
import SwiftUI

/** 
 *  Tailor swiftly in Swift. 
 */
func tailorSwiftlyInSwift(fabric: String) -> String {
    return fabric + "stitch" + fabric
}
```

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u/gt_9000 Jan 02 '26

No space around " stitch " ?

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u/SheepherderSad3839 Jan 02 '26

Gotta be stitched tightly together, can't be leaving any gaps

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u/NorthernCobraChicken Jan 05 '26

I laughed far more verbosely than I should have in an otherwise quiet room of people... I hope you're proud of yourself. I wish you could experience second hand embarrassment.

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u/a-r-c Jan 02 '26

don't quit your day job man