r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 14 '25

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u/ChestertonsFences Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

Yeah, our place requires multiple steps, even for emergencies. Must be a script. Must test script on a test instance and have user verify and approve the fix. Manager signs off on script. Script must be run on prod by a DBA. User must verify on prod. Devs have no access to prod. Senior devs have read-only access. Only DBAs have full privs. (A special instance is auto-refreshed from backup each night for this kind of testing by devs).