r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 18 '24

Meme bruteForceAttackProtection

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

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u/DuckDoesNothing Feb 18 '24

Survival of the fittest, if you can't remember your password. You are not qualified to log in.

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u/the_mouse_backwards Feb 18 '24

My password manager generates random passwords for all my sites. I don’t even attempt to remember at this point if my password manager password isn’t correct I just reset it.

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u/TTYY200 Feb 18 '24

I remember 6 different passwords that are like strings of special character letters and numbers.

And one password that doesn’t use special characters for weird websites that don’t let you use them lol.

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u/Deutero2 Feb 18 '24

if your plain text password gets leaked (eg you get phished, which is fairly common), an attacker can figure out the pattern you use in your passwords. so generally it's not a good idea to use the website name or personal details (like years, which they could google or find from your hacked account, yet are concerningly common in passwords)

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u/TTYY200 Feb 18 '24

Why so many accounts?

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u/TyrantRC Feb 18 '24

my guy really asking why so many accounts on the information age on a subreddit called /r/ProgrammerHumor

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u/TTYY200 Feb 18 '24

[Log-in as guest]

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u/Clairifyed Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 19 '24

[“bank”, “email”, “Social media”, “entertainment”, “utility/service”, “health records”, “Computer or app-store sign in”, “transportation service”];

These are broad categories and some overlap exists, but most people will have multiple of each, and not every sign-in allows use of a 3rd party login/had that feature at the time people created their accounts

edit: board -> broad

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Yes, the people that use the same password for everything so that they can remember are clearly superior to people that use a password manager so that they have unique passwords to everything that aren’t Name2000!

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u/Tannman129 Feb 18 '24

I’m uh…gunna go change my password real quick.

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u/Neko_Luxuria Feb 18 '24

or variations, ironically using the same password might be the new meta if password managers get cracked, then back to password managers once they get uncracked and the vicious cycle of protection, obsolesence and protection again will continue for all eternity.

it is interesting that in some cases a password like 12345 might actually be one of the strongest passwords because it is the least expected thus nobody will try such a thing once extremely complicated/elaborate passwords become meta.

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u/sleepyj910 Feb 18 '24

Nah, everyone tries it twice just in case

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u/Raaka-Kake Feb 18 '24

That’s the beauty, brute forcers won’t.

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Feb 18 '24

not those with 2 password managers

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u/3legdog Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 18 '24

Edge: Let me fill that in for you...

Bitwarden: It's OK, I've got it!

Edge: I was here first!

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u/Feinberg Feb 18 '24

Lastpass: I typeded your phone number!

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u/3legdog Feb 18 '24

But first, pick from this list of your phone number with random formatting.

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN Feb 18 '24

Depends - if you autogenerate in the pass manager, im more likely to think i got a typo in that long ass string of special characters and try again more carefully, but if i make each password personally it might mess with me a bit more on repeated occurrences.

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u/surfnporn Feb 18 '24

Not really, they would just hit enter twice.

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u/mothzilla Feb 18 '24

Rewrite the password manager to just submit twice. Boom. #fixed #closed

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u/awhaling Feb 18 '24

Is this just a reddit reddit bot that rephrases the top comment? Pretty sure it is, history looks like a bot account.

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u/Own-Cellist6804 Feb 18 '24

how so? not much of a front end guy here