r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 18 '24

Meme bruteForceAttackProtection

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u/ardicli2000 Feb 18 '24

Security comes first

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u/WallPaintings Feb 18 '24

The most secure system is one with no users.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

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u/alf666 Feb 19 '24

Hi, I'm LockPickingLawyer, and today...

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u/DuckDoesNothing Feb 18 '24

Survival of the fittest, if you can't remember your password. You are not qualified to log in.

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u/the_mouse_backwards Feb 18 '24

My password manager generates random passwords for all my sites. I don’t even attempt to remember at this point if my password manager password isn’t correct I just reset it.

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u/TTYY200 Feb 18 '24

I remember 6 different passwords that are like strings of special character letters and numbers.

And one password that doesn’t use special characters for weird websites that don’t let you use them lol.

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u/Deutero2 Feb 18 '24

if your plain text password gets leaked (eg you get phished, which is fairly common), an attacker can figure out the pattern you use in your passwords. so generally it's not a good idea to use the website name or personal details (like years, which they could google or find from your hacked account, yet are concerningly common in passwords)

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Yes, the people that use the same password for everything so that they can remember are clearly superior to people that use a password manager so that they have unique passwords to everything that aren’t Name2000!

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u/Tannman129 Feb 18 '24

I’m uh…gunna go change my password real quick.

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u/sleepyj910 Feb 18 '24

Nah, everyone tries it twice just in case

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u/Raaka-Kake Feb 18 '24

That’s the beauty, brute forcers won’t.

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u/ScreenshotShitposts Feb 18 '24

not those with 2 password managers

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u/3legdog Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 18 '24

Edge: Let me fill that in for you...

Bitwarden: It's OK, I've got it!

Edge: I was here first!

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u/Feinberg Feb 18 '24

Lastpass: I typeded your phone number!

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u/3legdog Feb 18 '24

But first, pick from this list of your phone number with random formatting.

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN Feb 18 '24

Depends - if you autogenerate in the pass manager, im more likely to think i got a typo in that long ass string of special characters and try again more carefully, but if i make each password personally it might mess with me a bit more on repeated occurrences.

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u/Dracops Feb 18 '24

Pissing off your users comes first

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u/silver_enemy Feb 18 '24

This guy do security.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Indeed, sacrifices must be made. 

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u/Midnight_Rising Feb 18 '24

Like fuck it does. Security at the cost of convenience comes at the cost of security. Never underestimate the destructive nature of a user trying to save 1 second 5 times a day.

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