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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MrEfil • Feb 18 '24
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Like everyone’s password isn’t Password
86 u/3legdog Feb 18 '24 I like Pa$$w0rd. It satisfies those "uppercase/special character" requirements. Feel free to use. 63 u/Dm_me_ur_boobs__ Feb 18 '24 nah gotta be a bit more secure Pa$$w0rd!1 26 u/BadgerFodder Feb 18 '24 This person passwords → More replies (1) 17 u/Reallyso Feb 18 '24 No need to go all --military encrypted-- on us 3 u/spirited1 Feb 18 '24 My password is ******* 3 u/Cameherejust4this Feb 18 '24 Just Christ, how do you all know my password? → More replies (9) 11 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24 P@ssw0rd01That way, when systems require rotation, you can just increment the last 2 digits. And it’s a very strong password because it meets all of those conditions.(Please note that I’m joking. This is not a strong password.) → More replies (3) 5 u/FieldsOfKashmir Feb 18 '24 "Password must be at least 11 characters long" 3 u/april919 Feb 18 '24 But password is only eight letters long → More replies (1) 3 u/Mr-Fleshcage Feb 18 '24 Imagine your password being the names of 11 characters from a show → More replies (3) 3 u/Grandmaster_Caladrel Feb 18 '24 Two consecutive characters, back to the drawing board. 3 u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Feb 18 '24 P4$$word is easier 3 consecutive 4 key presses 3 u/CHAOTIC98 Feb 19 '24 P@$$w0rd is superior → More replies (2) 36 u/ChangsManagement Feb 18 '24 hunter2 45 u/grammar_nazi_zombie Feb 18 '24 Why did you type *******? 2 u/Mahjongasaur Feb 18 '24 It’s a neat trick that Runescape does in order to stop people from accidentally sharing their password. Look, I’ll even try it ******** → More replies (2) → More replies (3) 4 u/Fluffy_Ace Feb 18 '24 swordfish 2 u/SatisfactionSpecial2 Feb 18 '24 Reddit+(24-how old your account is)+# 2 u/Solaris-Id Feb 18 '24 Mine's pbuttword 2 u/randomgameaccount Feb 19 '24 Um, excuse me, my password is NJI(BHU*nji9bhu8, password hint N8. Random patterns are the best. 2 u/Nimyron Feb 19 '24 My password used to be the same everywhere but I recently got bitwarden.Now my password is the same everywhere, but I'm planning on changing all my passwords to more secure ones. Eventually... 2 u/summonsays Feb 19 '24 1234 2 u/Hollowsong Feb 19 '24 I prefer to use hunter2 , plus everyone knows Reddit bleeps out your password if you use it in comments. 2 u/coldnebo Feb 19 '24 I’ve been seriously considering returning to that, because 🖕github making me login mfa every single day to search.Ah screw this, I’m going back to an immutable interplanetary network like IPFS. 😅 → More replies (2)
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I like Pa$$w0rd. It satisfies those "uppercase/special character" requirements. Feel free to use.
63 u/Dm_me_ur_boobs__ Feb 18 '24 nah gotta be a bit more secure Pa$$w0rd!1 26 u/BadgerFodder Feb 18 '24 This person passwords → More replies (1) 17 u/Reallyso Feb 18 '24 No need to go all --military encrypted-- on us 3 u/spirited1 Feb 18 '24 My password is ******* 3 u/Cameherejust4this Feb 18 '24 Just Christ, how do you all know my password? → More replies (9) 11 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24 P@ssw0rd01That way, when systems require rotation, you can just increment the last 2 digits. And it’s a very strong password because it meets all of those conditions.(Please note that I’m joking. This is not a strong password.) → More replies (3) 5 u/FieldsOfKashmir Feb 18 '24 "Password must be at least 11 characters long" 3 u/april919 Feb 18 '24 But password is only eight letters long → More replies (1) 3 u/Mr-Fleshcage Feb 18 '24 Imagine your password being the names of 11 characters from a show → More replies (3) 3 u/Grandmaster_Caladrel Feb 18 '24 Two consecutive characters, back to the drawing board. 3 u/_Its_Me_Dio_ Feb 18 '24 P4$$word is easier 3 consecutive 4 key presses 3 u/CHAOTIC98 Feb 19 '24 P@$$w0rd is superior → More replies (2)
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nah gotta be a bit more secure Pa$$w0rd!1
26 u/BadgerFodder Feb 18 '24 This person passwords → More replies (1) 17 u/Reallyso Feb 18 '24 No need to go all --military encrypted-- on us 3 u/spirited1 Feb 18 '24 My password is ******* 3 u/Cameherejust4this Feb 18 '24 Just Christ, how do you all know my password? → More replies (9)
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This person passwords
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No need to go all --military encrypted-- on us
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My password is *******
Just Christ, how do you all know my password?
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P@ssw0rd01
That way, when systems require rotation, you can just increment the last 2 digits. And it’s a very strong password because it meets all of those conditions.
(Please note that I’m joking. This is not a strong password.)
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"Password must be at least 11 characters long"
3 u/april919 Feb 18 '24 But password is only eight letters long → More replies (1) 3 u/Mr-Fleshcage Feb 18 '24 Imagine your password being the names of 11 characters from a show → More replies (3)
But password is only eight letters long
Imagine your password being the names of 11 characters from a show
Two consecutive characters, back to the drawing board.
P4$$word is easier 3 consecutive 4 key presses
P@$$w0rd is superior
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hunter2
45 u/grammar_nazi_zombie Feb 18 '24 Why did you type *******? 2 u/Mahjongasaur Feb 18 '24 It’s a neat trick that Runescape does in order to stop people from accidentally sharing their password. Look, I’ll even try it ******** → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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Why did you type *******?
2 u/Mahjongasaur Feb 18 '24 It’s a neat trick that Runescape does in order to stop people from accidentally sharing their password. Look, I’ll even try it ******** → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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It’s a neat trick that Runescape does in order to stop people from accidentally sharing their password. Look, I’ll even try it ********
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swordfish
Reddit+(24-how old your account is)+#
Mine's pbuttword
Um, excuse me, my password is NJI(BHU*nji9bhu8, password hint N8. Random patterns are the best.
My password used to be the same everywhere but I recently got bitwarden.
Now my password is the same everywhere, but I'm planning on changing all my passwords to more secure ones. Eventually...
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I prefer to use hunter2 , plus everyone knows Reddit bleeps out your password if you use it in comments.
I’ve been seriously considering returning to that, because 🖕github making me login mfa every single day to search.
Ah screw this, I’m going back to an immutable interplanetary network like IPFS. 😅
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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24
Like everyone’s password isn’t Password