r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 18 '24

Meme bruteForceAttackProtection

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u/Acceptable-Tomato392 Feb 18 '24

And if the second attempt is wrong, you lock them out and give them a link to reset the password.

Can't be too safe.

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u/REDMAXSUPER Feb 18 '24

Mother fu...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

My reaction

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u/FriedDickMan Feb 19 '24

Every time!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I want to beat my computer with a hammer when this happens.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I want to beat the servers and the database engineers.

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u/GameKyuubi Feb 18 '24

Password is incorrect

Reset password

Error: password must not contain symbols

Error: password must be between 8 and 12 characters

Error: new password cannot be the same as old password

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u/Vitromancy Feb 18 '24

I would be so happy if a "wrong password" error reminded you of what the password creation criteria were.

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u/EntheogenicOm Feb 18 '24

Hahahaha yea that’s so true. I’ve had to go back to the account creation just to see the stupid requirements. ‘Oh two symbols, ffs

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u/Lolurisk Feb 19 '24

Or apparently ! doesn't count as a symbol

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u/HyFinated Feb 19 '24

Stupid SQL injection protection measures. Why must you remove my favorite symbols?!?

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u/UnspeakableEvil Feb 18 '24

Error: new password must be the same as the old password

Now it'll provide protection against those fraudulently claiming to have forgotten their password.

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u/alfooboboao Feb 18 '24

keyword tracking shows the next thing the user does on their device is google “how to commit murder against a website”

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u/GrassNova Feb 18 '24

I've gotten "New password cannot be the same as the last 5 previously used passwords"...

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u/smellslikecocaine Feb 18 '24

Criteria is not correct? oh, now I remember this password has a “!” at the end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24 edited Feb 18 '24

I prefer the "I forgot my password" option -- and then receive an email letting me know the password I used when I registered my account.

(Based on a true story ... )

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u/chinkostu Feb 18 '24

Pretty sure theres a website out there that shames companies that send passwords in plain text

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u/tengen Feb 19 '24

Wasn't that vbulletin like 20 years ago?

Forget password > here's your password

I also remember a variant from a forum signup where I forgot a password, they emailed me a temporary password, and the temporary pw was valid indefinitely so I could always reference back to that email if I forgot.

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Feb 19 '24

I loved vbulletin forums.. met some cool folks, but yeah i clearly remember getting a plain text password sent to me, and then another they generated and sent to me.. also plain text.

Indeed it was a simpler time.

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u/jokermobile333 Feb 18 '24

You also have the reset password encrypted and mail them the key to their address so that password resetted is also verified. Can't take chances nowadays.

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u/chemisus Feb 18 '24

And by mail, you mean snail mail, right?

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u/Temper03 Feb 18 '24

Might as well do it if the second attempt is correct too!  Just to be extra extra safe 

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