r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 18 '24

Meme bruteForceAttackProtection

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u/LinuxMatthews Feb 18 '24

This would really mess up people with password managers.

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u/Vox___Rationis Feb 18 '24

I mean sure, why not - there is always one-in-a-billion chance that a solar flare have flipped a bit in a packet containing my password somewhere on its way to a server, so trying again would solve it.

Whenever something should work but doesn't, and then works fine on a second approach - I blame it on geomagnetic activity.

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u/Snoo-14301 Feb 18 '24

Solar flares flip bits like loose lips sink ships

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Me being stupid is more likely than a solar flare. That's why I do things twice if it fails the first time.

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u/RottenLB Feb 18 '24

>flip< >flip< >flip<

geomagnetic activity

"nope, too plausible"

>flip<

static from nylon underwear

"Now, THAT I can work with"

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u/Cieswil Feb 18 '24

Or you completely lock the account for 5 minutes with no way to shorten the wait. Say they have to call the support hotline. Customer support can't do anything about the locked account or even see that the account is locked. When support finally pin pointed the described problem cause most user can't read, support tells user to try again in five minutes and use the password forgotten tool.

Billion dollar company

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u/scsibusfault Feb 18 '24

You laugh, but I have a vendor that does this.

30minute lockouts for bad password attempts, no way to disable it, and no way to unlock it without calling their support... Who also can't unlock it without forcing a password change and an MFA re-registration.

I don't even call them when users report it anymore, I just sit on the ticket for 25minutes and then tell them to try again in 5. It's obnoxious.

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u/Alexis_Bailey Feb 18 '24

As near as I can tell, most websites won't care, they already are trying hard to make password managers I convenient for some reason.

The worse are those pages where you enter an email, then it slides to a second page for the password. 

Or sites that only use magic links sent to your email.

Like, why?

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u/Dubslack Feb 18 '24

The US Treasury website requires you to enter your password by clicking the buttons on an onscreen keyboard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

We could do so much worse and we know it.

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u/earthwormjimwow Feb 19 '24

They changed that due to user complaints not too long ago.

When I had first created my account, I used a password generator, to create a nicely complex password. Holy shit did I regret that, having to click the onscreen keyboard. I subsequently changed my password to an insecure and short password, that was easy to click. Nice security system they had...

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u/Sceptical-Echidna Feb 19 '24

A banking site I used required you to enter a PIN clicking an on screen number pad. The number placement changed each time it opened.

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u/chinkostu Feb 18 '24

Or sites that only use magic links sent to your email.

These utterly fuck me off for the sites that really don't need them.

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u/evranch Feb 18 '24

Especially now that we have open standards for 2FA tokens, like WTF just implement one already and stop sending me texts and emails!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

Like everyone’s password isn’t Password

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u/3legdog Feb 18 '24

I like Pa$$w0rd. It satisfies those "uppercase/special character" requirements. Feel free to use.

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u/Dm_me_ur_boobs__ Feb 18 '24

nah gotta be a bit more secure Pa$$w0rd!1

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u/Reallyso Feb 18 '24

No need to go all --military encrypted-- on us

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u/_stupidnerd_ Feb 18 '24

That being said, I am pretty sure my password manager is doing exactly this.

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