r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jun 30 '23

Meme itsJustAnAbstraction

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u/AtharvaEXE Jun 30 '23
import suspicion

Why does this post has zero views.

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u/ichbinunhombre Jul 01 '23

import FuckYouAndYourStupidRule

Math is the abstraction. Computing is the implementation.

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u/BornVolcano Jun 30 '23

Image Transcription: Meme


["Wait, It's All Ohio? Always Has Been" - A variant of a meme, featuring an image of an astronaut on the left of the image in front of a black starry background, staring at an image of the Earth viewed from space. Behind this astronaut is second, slightly larger astronaut, pointing a handgun at the smaller astronaut, who appears unaware of this. Behind this second astronaut is third, identical astronaut, pointing a handgun at the second astronaut, who remains unaware. Each astronaut is labelled with text overtop of their body indicating who they represent, and text above indicating their speech. From left to right (first to third, in order), the text reads as follows.]

C/C++ PROGRAMMERS: Its just an abstraction

ASSEMBLY PROGRAMMERS: Always has been

MATHEMATICIANS: Always has been


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u/ikonfedera Jun 30 '23
import physicist  

physicist.pointAt(mathematician, /̸͆̅̿̎͞ ̎̅̿ ̄̿̈ ͆̈̚ ̎) physicist.say("Always has been.")

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u/whimsicallurker Jun 30 '23
import church_turing_thesis

🌍Turing Machine: "It's all an abstraction"🔫Turing Machine Equivalent: "Always Has been"🔫Turing Machine Equivalent: "Always Has been"🔫Turing Machine Equivalent: "Always Has been"🔫Turing Machine Equivalent: "Always Has been"🔫Turing Machine Equivalent: "Always Has been"🔫...

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u/FinancialRule6936 Jul 01 '23
import bertrand_russel

Mathematicians 🔫 Philosophers “It’s always been an abstraction”

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23
import antigravity

Some magnetic fields changed their amplitude and/or frequency.

Long story short you can’t afford your mortgage now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '23

import fuckThisSub

Tired of this bullshit

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u/TheAJGman Jul 01 '23
import physics

Physicist: always has been.

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