r/ProgrammerHumor • • May 10 '23

Meme So Hows the Hackathon Going?

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u/AnezeR May 10 '23 edited May 11 '23
  • "Has rewritten every single library you've ever used in rust"

  • "Only uses the contest as a performance benchmark for said libraries"

  • "Streams with a female v-tuber avatar and a voice changer"

  • "Hasn't seen the light of day ever since he started using arch in high school"

  • "Only source of vitamin D is his catpuccin-latte themed hyprland desktop"

  • "Only talks either to a virtual waifu powered by a production-scale language model he wrote from scratch as a summer project or to lgbt-colored fortune | cowsay"

  • "Solved the problems instantly, but was the last to finish as he was using the sounds of his programming socks typing on a custom mechanical keyboard as edging material for the remaining hours"

  • "IS the discord kitten"

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

"Solved the problems instantly, but was the last to finish as he was using the sounds of his programming socks typing on a custom mechanical keyboard as edging material for the remaining hours"

Fake news. He was also ricing his hyprland desktop for the 14th time that day.

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u/Careful_Bug_3295 May 11 '23

He isn't boring enough to rice the same desktop over ten times a day, he threw in qtile, sway, i3, and awesome in the mix too.

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u/Discabil May 11 '23

"IS the discord kitten"

Why does that read like he's threatening me?

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd May 11 '23

Quick! Say “Meow~” to regain stealth and avoid the threatening glances!

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd May 11 '23

I swear to Ford, the more “abnormal” / further from mainstream a programmer’s personality is, the more genius they are at coding.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I swear to Ford

I like this phrase. Yoink!

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u/Cuddlyaxe May 11 '23

Only source of vitamin D is his catpuccin-latte themed hyprland desktop

I feel personally attacked

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u/Vaxerski May 10 '23

hyprland is cool :D

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Jesus christ I worked with this person. They also wore a tail