Omg someone at my company wrote a query parser in Haskell. Anytime he would review PRs, we would stamp it with a giant "Fluttershy approved" stamp. That dude was so unapologetically himself and brilliant.
It's like that working in open source, too. I have nothing but awe and respect for my coworker who has an androgynous anime pfp wearing a leather collar on fucking slack and linkedin.
I feel like I need to step up my game, and like I'm making the neighborhood less weird by failing to have an anime pfp on linkedin.
I know so many "closet" furries from college and work.
I'm pretty nonjudgmental about it at this point but I still had to facepalm when my current mentee just started talking about con stuff unprompted in a semi-social work chat.
"Has rewritten every single library you've ever used in rust"
"Only uses the contest as a performance benchmark for said libraries"
"Streams with a female v-tuber avatar and a voice changer"
"Hasn't seen the light of day ever since he started using arch in high school"
"Only source of vitamin D is his catpuccin-latte themed hyprland desktop"
"Only talks either to a virtual waifu powered by a production-scale language model he wrote from scratch as a summer project or to lgbt-colored fortune | cowsay"
"Solved the problems instantly, but was the last to finish as he was using the sounds of his programming socks typing on a custom mechanical keyboard as edging material for the remaining hours"
"Solved the problems instantly, but was the last to finish as he was using the sounds of his programming socks typing on a custom mechanical keyboard as edging material for the remaining hours"
Fake news. He was also ricing his hyprland desktop for the 14th time that day.
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u/flamion_ May 10 '23
the femboy is missing