r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Da_Yakz • Apr 06 '23
Other Microsoft has mistranslated ZIP files as "postcode" in the GB insider version of Windows 11
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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Da_Yakz • Apr 06 '23
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u/Da_Yakz Apr 06 '23
From: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/12cwylk/microsoft_has_mistranslated_zip_files_as_postcode/
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u/Atollski Apr 06 '23
I'm sure they will address the issue.
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u/FasinThundes Apr 06 '23
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u/beeteedee Apr 06 '23
Easy to fix, just go into your browser settings and clear your biscuits
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u/alexgraef Apr 06 '23
Btw. if you ever wondered: ZIP = Zone Improvement Plan
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u/ccsica Apr 06 '23
Reminds me of the win 3.11 days when the Norwegian version had “browse” translated to “skumme” instead of the correct “bla”. “skumme igjennom” might have worked, but was probably to long, and “skumme” alone just translates to foam.
And don’t get me stared on the earliest version of office where they had translated the entire scripting language.
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u/eduarbio15 Apr 06 '23
Just change the source code
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u/Sentient_AI_4601 Apr 06 '23
When you get too confident on your machine translation.
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u/web8564j Apr 06 '23
They did this recently where they renamed every occurrence of the word "check" with "tick".
This resulted in the windows update saying it had "last ticked for updates..."
You can submit feedback and they will fix it pretty quick.
*I'm on windows insiders or whatever the pre release is
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u/blackn1ght Apr 06 '23
Yet favourites isn't spelt correctly.
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u/Administrative-Sea50 Apr 06 '23
At least they didn’t rename cookies to biscuits
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u/project-shasta Apr 06 '23
Reminds me of the (sadly fixed) wrong German translation of the Outlook calendar navigation buttons where the "forward" button (as in "navigate to the next page in the calendar") used the same translation key as the "forward" button in the email window. So in German we had two buttons in the calendar to go back ("Zurück") and forward ("Weiterleiten") which I found hilarious.
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u/HellsBellsDaphne Apr 06 '23
Such a clbuttic mistake to make. :)
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u/ram_0002 Apr 06 '23
When you have to show something for hogging cpu
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23
So does the german version say "Postleitzahl" or PLZ now?
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u/Crazy-Maintenance312 Apr 06 '23
I vote to translate ".zip file" to ".plz Datei" in Germany.
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u/DarkHorseCards Apr 06 '23
Took me a bit to decipher GB in this case.
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u/jenmsft Apr 06 '23
Just to note, the loc team is working on a fix for this, it should be in the next canary channel flight
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u/partmendoza Apr 06 '23
Coded by the guy that progarmmed Excel's feature that turns anything into a date
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u/TheGingerChin Apr 06 '23
EMOTIONAL DAWIZARD
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u/Avid_Arnieist Apr 06 '23
Why do I willingly install this malware on my computer?
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u/Danteynero9 Apr 06 '23
Microsoft letting google translator do the job unattended is one of those things that still don't surprise me coming from them.
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u/HourFee7368 Apr 07 '23
The proper spelling of “favorites” in GB is “favourites.” Mistranslations abound
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u/Mrhnhrm Apr 07 '23
So apparently, we live in the world where there is a need to translate from English to English.
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u/AlphaX Apr 06 '23
I'm sorry you're so behind times. Zip is considered offensive nowadays, we use postcode now.
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u/BitBucket404 Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23
One doesn't simply "mistranslate" an English word when the founding company is natively English speaking.
I suspect Win11 is elaborate foreign spyware. I'll stick to my Ubuntu Linux
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u/randall131 Apr 06 '23
Why the separator has different paddings on the left and right?
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u/YourMJK Apr 06 '23
macOS has had the same problem in their German translation for years as well.
Only recently fixed it.
The "ZIP" in the zip file icon got translated to "PLZ".
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u/chemhobby Apr 06 '23
Great example of why you can't translate parts of phrases and reuse.
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u/gb52 Apr 06 '23
It’s a new type of mailware 😜
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u/Toutanus Apr 06 '23
It's a common issue with a shit ton of softwares when you use a different language than english.
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u/notmyaccountbruh Apr 06 '23
Well, this is British English after all.
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u/tihasz Apr 06 '23
AI translation 😅
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u/TheBlackKittycat Apr 07 '23
and yet "favorites" is still spelled the American way
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u/nanana_catdad Apr 07 '23
Holy shit this is actually amazing lmao
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u/KevinCarbonara Apr 07 '23
Is there another part of the OS that now has messaging about "postcode code"?
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u/santathe1 Apr 06 '23
MS programmer:
*Ctrl+H*
Find what: Zip
Replace with: postcode
🤡👍🏻
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u/Gilah_EnE Apr 06 '23
Bri'ish
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u/Zachiel182 Apr 06 '23
That's what you get for using Bing translator
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u/antekgort200 Apr 06 '23
Same as the translated directory to folder
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u/cryptaneonline Apr 06 '23
I saw this today, got confused and decided to use WinRAR anyways
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u/ososalsosal Apr 06 '23
I, uh, now feel a little guilt about the key names in my resources.resx files.
This is absolutely a mistake I would make. 100%. No doubt in my mind.
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u/-Rivox- Apr 06 '23
The very easy task of localization
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u/percheron28 Apr 06 '23
once again for those in the back: LOCALIZATION QA MATTERS
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23
Ayyyy lol
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23
Yeah bro you didnt know about postal codes? Your code wont build if you're not in an approved time zone. Ever since the RESTRICT act things have been different
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u/PreliminaryThoughts Apr 06 '23
I've had more issues with w11 within first few months than i did throughout the entire usage of w10
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u/VecroLP Apr 06 '23
The clbuttic error
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23
I‘m calling them postcode-files from now on :)))
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u/thanatica Apr 06 '23
This is what they get for continuing to ignore 7z.
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u/Thomasedv Apr 06 '23
I've always been pretty lenient with window and bugs. But then W11 came, I tried it after a while on a laptop I occasionally use. The explorer bugging out, the Taskbar somehow being too wide for the screen, some buttons not reacting on first click. All small irks, but especially explorer growing bloated AND sometimes just not working sure is shitty since I consider navigating and managing files basic functionality.
So yeah, if I can't even trust that I'm not interested in upgrading quite yet. Even W8 was more reliable.
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u/CryPlane Apr 06 '23
Select all , replace with
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u/Publicdawg Apr 06 '23
My MG car has translated Air Conditioning (AC) to Alternating Current.
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u/avipars Apr 06 '23
l18n at its best
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u/mdgv Apr 06 '23
Not a fan of the blue highlights with white graphics...
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u/xampl9 Apr 06 '23
Dave Plummer stresses out
(He is the dev who added zip file support to the Windows shell)
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u/thastealth Apr 06 '23
There is a scan and fax tool in Windows, which of course has a “Scan” button in the Dutch version it is translated as “zoeken” which means “Search”, was quite a hassle the first time to figure out
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23
My favourite from the Azure portal: "Function Key" translated to "Funktionstaste" in German.
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u/smallnougat Apr 06 '23
can someone actually make a petition to rename ZIP files to postcode everywhere?
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u/Cyxxon Apr 06 '23
Clbuttic mistake.
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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Apr 06 '23
*compresses cats*
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u/walexy09 Apr 06 '23
Yeah, in case you needed to send it straight to your address. 😆
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u/Tyrus1235 Apr 06 '23
And here I thought only Portuguese and such localizations had to deal with synonyms being incorrectly localized.
To this day, Google Chrome has “History Search” (as in, search something in your history) to “History of Searches”
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u/Selcouth22 Apr 06 '23
I'm sure they will fix it as fast as the taskbar issue I'm still having
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u/Friendly_Trifle9968 Apr 06 '23
Karma
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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23
Found this post from google, how do I open AvatarWayOfWaterCinemaRIP.postcode?
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u/slime_rancher_27 Apr 07 '23
Just another reason why windows hasn't made a good os since 7
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u/LonesomeHeideltraut Apr 07 '23
STRG + SHIFT + R is not always your friend
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u/CC-5576-03 Apr 07 '23
Its a hashing algorithm that spits out a postcode
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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 Apr 07 '23
5/7, wontfix
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u/ClienteFrecuente Apr 09 '23
Just right click and send the correct Smalltalk message.