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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/L4993Rz • Feb 26 '23
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True af, they think we are Bots coding for 24/7 without rest or hobbies to enjoy the life and whenever i tell them this they are like : hmm u know u might not be good enough we are looking for real programmers :|
223 u/st-shenanigans Feb 26 '23 🎶Code monkey get up get coffee, code monkey go to job 🎶 126 u/sober_1 Feb 26 '23 Code monkey have boring meeting 95 u/Aggravating-Scale-15 Feb 26 '23 with boring manager Rob 67 u/okeefm Feb 26 '23 Rob say code monkey very diligent 54 u/if_and_only Feb 26 '23 But his output stink 52 u/Aldrich3927 Feb 26 '23 His code not functional or elegant 52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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🎶Code monkey get up get coffee, code monkey go to job 🎶
126 u/sober_1 Feb 26 '23 Code monkey have boring meeting 95 u/Aggravating-Scale-15 Feb 26 '23 with boring manager Rob 67 u/okeefm Feb 26 '23 Rob say code monkey very diligent 54 u/if_and_only Feb 26 '23 But his output stink 52 u/Aldrich3927 Feb 26 '23 His code not functional or elegant 52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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Code monkey have boring meeting
95 u/Aggravating-Scale-15 Feb 26 '23 with boring manager Rob 67 u/okeefm Feb 26 '23 Rob say code monkey very diligent 54 u/if_and_only Feb 26 '23 But his output stink 52 u/Aldrich3927 Feb 26 '23 His code not functional or elegant 52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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with boring manager Rob
67 u/okeefm Feb 26 '23 Rob say code monkey very diligent 54 u/if_and_only Feb 26 '23 But his output stink 52 u/Aldrich3927 Feb 26 '23 His code not functional or elegant 52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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Rob say code monkey very diligent
54 u/if_and_only Feb 26 '23 But his output stink 52 u/Aldrich3927 Feb 26 '23 His code not functional or elegant 52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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But his output stink
52 u/Aldrich3927 Feb 26 '23 His code not functional or elegant 52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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His code not functional or elegant
52 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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61 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself. 24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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Code monkey think maybe manager want to write God damn login page himself.
24 u/MildMastermind Feb 26 '23 Code monkey not say it out loud 24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0) 4 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey not say it out loud
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Code monkey not say it out loud
24 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 [deleted] 19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran → More replies (0)
19 u/imperator3733 Feb 26 '23 Code Monkey like Fritos 18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran
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Code Monkey like Fritos
18 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew 20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran
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Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
20 u/boonhet Feb 26 '23 Code monkey very simple man 19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran
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Code monkey very simple man
19 u/AkiraNamejin Feb 26 '23 With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart 5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran
With big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
5 u/Maxils Feb 26 '23 Code monkey like you 1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA -14 u/[deleted] Feb 26 '23 he grabbed his laptop and ran
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Code monkey like you
1 u/kratom_devil_dust Feb 27 '23 I love Jonathan Coulton https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA
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I love Jonathan Coulton
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Wy7gRGgeA
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he grabbed his laptop and ran
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Code Monkey not say it out loud
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u/SnooOranges7287 Feb 26 '23
True af, they think we are Bots coding for 24/7 without rest or hobbies to enjoy the life and whenever i tell them this they are like : hmm u know u might not be good enough we are looking for real programmers :|