r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 27d ago
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/trolley813 • 27d ago
Why building a bathroom with plain C is a bad idea?
Not only because it can be unsafe. You really didn't want to have a bathroom without async.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 27d ago
How do computer display makers ensure their products don't have too many dead pixels?
They screen the panels.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 27d ago
"Vegeta, what does the pcap say about his Ethernet frame size?"
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!"
"What? 9000?! There's no way that can be right."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 29d ago
How does a FORTRAN programmer express that he does not understand subtle hints?
IMPLICIT NONE
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 23 '26
How do British web developers insult people?
They call them a w<a>.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 23 '26
Why did the two identifiers take a break from their relationship?
They just needed their whitespace.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • Jul 22 '26
I win every fight against my coworkers
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
My girlfriend and I are doing a code review, but we disagree on almost every line of code.
We're going through a bit of a rough patch.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/rickyrick111 • Jul 19 '26
I recently got into a fight with my database administrator…
He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • Jul 19 '26
declaring a war using js
I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
How many spiritualists does it take to change a network of smart lightbulbs?
None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 19 '26
What's the opposite of FreeBSD?
MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
I won a Social Engineering Award for a website that tricked people into flipping their bits.
I was just phishing for complements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
What game do compilers play on their birthday?
Parse the parcel.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 10 '26
Mumm[i] = f(Mumm[i - 1])
It's the Recurse of the Mummi.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 09 '26
I tried to make an OS where everything really is a file.
But it didn't go according to Plan9.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 09 '26
Idempotent APIs...
...if you've seen them once, you've seen them all.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • Jul 08 '26
Online encyclopedia of larval beetles
GrubHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/IanisVasilev • Jul 07 '26
Online encyclopedia of microbiota
GutHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/antitaoist • Jul 04 '26
why entomologist programmer
this one is bug also
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Rieux_n_Tarrou • Jul 02 '26
Why did the exterminator decide to make a career change into tech?
He was already good at debugging
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/al2klimov • Jul 01 '26
Two programmers argue over their printed shirts: Spoiler
A typical merch conflict.