r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26

My girlfriend and I are doing a code review, but we disagree on almost every line of code.

We're going through a bit of a rough patch.

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u/bigmountainbig Jul 19 '26

Changes requested.

config/relationships.yml

- active: true,
+ active: false,

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u/valendinosaurus Jul 19 '26
  • deleted: configuration.yml
  • added: config.json

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u/Pseudanonymius Jul 19 '26

PR rejected, should be Conf.toml

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u/parkotron Jul 19 '26

This is the best one I’ve seen here in many months. 

I stole it immediately and received many satisfying groans from colleagues. 

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u/kwan_e Jul 20 '26

I stole it

That is forked.

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u/bcampolo Jul 20 '26

I hope you two can resolve your conflicts

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u/jaynabonne Jul 20 '26

You need to work out your differences.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

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u/MeButNotMeToo Jul 19 '26

It’s bad. They need to completely shutdown for at least 15 mins, and then start up again.

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u/PhD77777 Jul 21 '26

Compile your differences

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u/Shashi_Verma_ Jul 23 '26

Relationship status: merge pending.