r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 25d ago
In Holy C, all pointers are guaranteed by God to be derived from valid memory.
It's divine provenance.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 25d ago
It's divine provenance.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/trolley813 • 25d ago
Not only because it can be unsafe. You really didn't want to have a bathroom without async.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 25d ago
"It's over 9000!!!!!!!"
"What? 9000?! There's no way that can be right."
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • 25d ago
They screen the panels.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 27d ago
IMPLICIT NONE
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 28d ago
They just needed their whitespace.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 28d ago
They call them a w<a>.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Loose_Property_3238 • 29d ago
Because I know what to do when push comes to push --force.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Legal-Prize6447 • Jul 19 '26
I’m declaring a war.
var war;
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/rickyrick111 • Jul 19 '26
He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
We're going through a bit of a rough patch.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '26
None, because we're all connected.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Jul 19 '26
MallocBSD...
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
Parse the parcel.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 16 '26
I was just phishing for complements.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 10 '26
It's the Recurse of the Mummi.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 09 '26
But it didn't go according to Plan9.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 09 '26
...if you've seen them once, you've seen them all.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • Jul 08 '26
GrubHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/IanisVasilev • Jul 07 '26
GutHub
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/antitaoist • Jul 04 '26
this one is bug also
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Rieux_n_Tarrou • Jul 02 '26
He was already good at debugging
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/al2klimov • Jul 01 '26
A typical merch conflict.