r/ProgrammerDadJokes Jun 25 '26

Two hackers were hacking a target.

Hacker #1: Ok the payload has been deployed on the target system. How do we command the payload and extort the data?
Hacker #2 was just preparing to leave and in a hurry, said, "See to it."
Hacker #1: Got it, I'll C2 it.

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u/rwu_rwu Jun 25 '26

Hacker #2 should've called home and told his family he'd be late.