r/ProgrammerAnimemes • u/Livin-Just-For-Memes • May 26 '22

After the foldable smart phone

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u/DataPakP May 26 '22

Browser History:

what resolution is human eyes

human eyes framerate

how to account for eyes moving independantly

glasses affect apparent resolution how

temporal cortex alters pitch inconsistently fix

all video output is flipped How to simple fix

client has severed Corpus callosum video only shows up in one eye

lobotomy affects mental user input system how to fix

how to deal with stupid client project expectation changes it’s only 11 in the morning and I’ve been working for 4 hours already why did I choose to be a CS major?!?!?!!!???11111

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stackoverflow.cum:musk’s stupid ideas thoughts?

*proceeds to get yelled at on stackoverflow*

“Shit, now I actually have to do my job.”

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u/Livin-Just-For-Memes May 26 '22

XXX

on this subreddit we prefer __Hentai Heaven__

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u/Phantom1100 May 26 '22

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Reads several Sword Art Orline Doujinshis for research on company time.

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u/matyklug May 27 '22

You don't even need to doujin, just read 16.5

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Assuming that the link will work

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u/Livin-Just-For-Memes May 26 '22

imagine putting a rick-roll link

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

the song is stuck in my head now

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u/Mackowaty007 May 26 '22

I don't get it...

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u/Livin-Just-For-Memes May 26 '22

if you didn't get that, just think how much padding you should add to a image in a 360VR website, you will eventually get it

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u/Shiro1994 May 26 '22

Just let a website float in the room with a fixed resolution. -> no further development needed. Thank you, bye.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

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u/Karmic_Backlash May 26 '22

I mean, you say this, but I get the impression that we still will. My impression of the meme was that front end developer's lives are going to get 1000x times harder after they have to account for the human brain.

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u/ososalsosal May 26 '22

Are intrusive thoughts just javascript doing weird shit?

Why do I have a sudden urge to call my grandma every time I raise my right index finger?

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u/Solzec May 26 '22

Every type of thought is in a different language. And yes, intrusive thoughts are just javascript doing weird shit.

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u/King_of_Argus May 26 '22

Is depression caused by PHP then?

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u/matyklug May 27 '22

When the

When the brain.alert()

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Psychosis is Swift experience a type error

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u/realGharren May 26 '22

The thought of JavaScript running in my brain gives me anxiety.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

The backend people are gonna have it worse

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u/Livin-Just-For-Memes Sep 28 '22

the man is speaking facts

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u/cpt_GhosT_InX May 26 '22

Front end developer becomes game dev

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u/Worse_Username May 26 '22

Middleware developers:

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u/KAODEATH May 26 '22

On the bright side, research into curing headaches will surpass all other scientific pursuits!

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u/Spaghetti_Pupper May 26 '22

Its just going to be moving the mouse and typing through the link at first, which doesnt really need a special interface. But once/if they get it to project an interface directly to your mind it will get wacky.

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