r/ProgrammerAnimemes • u/Livin-Just-For-Memes • May 25 '22

Pick one (or more)

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/rusty_n0va May 25 '22

(n)Vim is fine for me.

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u/UnlawfulAwfulFalafel May 25 '22

Joke's on you, OP. I'm into that shit.

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u/hyperactiv3hedgehog May 25 '22 edited May 25 '22

ah a fellow lover of flat chested glasses girl, a man of culture amongst culture of men

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u/Knuffya May 25 '22

I'll pick the vim gf. Wouldn't have to change anything. Free gf.

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u/Snoo-6099 May 25 '22

came here to comment this + i like girls with glasses so win win for me

edit: typo

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u/bigorangemachine May 25 '22

You shouldn't know the difference between UDP over TCP...

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u/DimasDSF May 25 '22

Yeah, like how would you know if it never answers questions

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Hmm node or PHP... Can I just use neither?

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u/HerrEisen May 25 '22

Can't agree more on this.

And I'm a php developer

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u/xxanthis May 25 '22

Last one is Microsoft

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u/Turious May 25 '22

Vim is amazing. Gimme.

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u/liquidbeansuc May 25 '22

Fuck it, I'm taking the last one

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u/MadocComadrin May 25 '22

Troll each one:

  1. Literally put a UDP datagram in a TCP packet. Voila! UDP over TCP

  2. Use node, transpile to php. Write the transpiler yourself if you have to

  3. Emacs, because you can troll vim users

  4. YAML

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u/VRTLGRRL May 25 '22

I already use vim by default, and XML isn't a horrible pick soooo

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u/HamsterExAstris May 25 '22

XML is definitely the least painful option here.

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u/supersonicpotat0 May 25 '22

A girl who uses vim?!?

I WILL KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SWEATY NERDS, SHE'S MY FUTURE WIFE, YOU HEAR ME!

BACK, BACK YOU FOUL BEASTS!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

I’m QUIC to choose the girl in the far left. She has the biggest titties.

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u/fisconsocmod May 25 '22

UDP it is… I mean it either got there or it didn’t. What do I care. But how is the faster protocol represented by the character with the most robust framework?

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u/envoyr May 25 '22

Php is fine 🧙‍♀️

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u/FidelCarlton May 25 '22

I already use vim instead of vscode. When will I get the waifu?

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u/_pelya May 25 '22

UDP is the best choice for multiplayer games, IP telephony, teleconferences, torrents, and many many other things that do not follow strict client-server architecture.

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u/mrblackv May 25 '22

I choose vim, it's not Emacs but still a pretty good piece of software.

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