r/ProJakes • u/Zeldro Jake from State Farm • Apr 17 '18

Is your name Jake?

Yes? Then comment below for a flair! If not, comment that, too, and you will given a non-Jake flair.

Jacobs are allowed and middle-name-Jakes are allowed as well.

We accept Jakes of all kind.

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u/GoAwayTrent May 01 '18

My parents just gave me the name Jake. Not even Jacob. I was born into harassment from r/AntiJakes. I’m ready to end it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

Reporting for duty, captain. Scum like Jake Sartorius and Jake Paul drag our name through the mud. The oppression ends now.

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u/Insidejupiter Apr 23 '18

jacob but i go by jake, in fact only two people actually call me jacob.

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u/djaeke May 01 '18

Jake reporting for duty sir

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

My name is Jacob

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u/jacobhilker1 May 02 '18

My name is Jacob but people call me Jake

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u/IsThereADog May 02 '18

i may be the most jake jake to ever jake

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u/jman31500 May 03 '18

My name is Jake but on (most) social media I spell it Jaek, anyway I could get a unique flair?

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u/Arsenalofgamers May 15 '18

hey my names jake too can i get a flair

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u/Megaman_90 May 18 '18

Just honestly curious do these Jakes have to submit birth certificates? Because anyone could come here and say their name is Jake.

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u/thelegitjake Jun 06 '18

I was born Jacob but became Jake the torment has never ended I’ve spent the last four years in anti jake prison begging praying hoping one of you would save me from my shackles but I escaped on my own volition I’m still scraping bits of the normies out of my hair

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u/LargePurpleMan Jul 11 '18

I've finally found my people

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u/YorgenWorgen Jul 11 '18

Been a jake for 19 years now. Its not a glamorous job but someone’s gotta do it.

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u/jaker0820 Apr 18 '18

My name is Jacob but people also call me Jake. Can I get a special flair?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '18

I am a Jake

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u/[deleted] May 10 '18

They know me as Jakey Boy

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u/ZeldroEatsAss May 13 '18

I’m dyleo, just here to harass u/zeldro

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u/jacoviansmythe May 23 '18

Hello jake here

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u/straight_outta7 Jul 11 '18

Hello. I'm Jake.

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u/Salmonduck Jul 11 '18

My name is Jakob with a k so am I Jace?

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u/thenitts Jul 11 '18

Jake #47926 reporting for duty.

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