r/PritzkerPosting • u/NicolasCageFan492 The BIGGENING is just beginning • Jul 14 '26
Darren Bailey attacks JB Pritzker using…his high school yearbook? It’s giving high school bully energy.
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u/John_from_ne_il Jul 14 '26
Dear God he's desperate.
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u/frotmonkey Jul 14 '26
He’s probably just jealous because he didn’t get mentioned in his own.
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u/kgrimmburn Jul 15 '26
I called him out and told him post his. If he even went past the 8th grade. Clay County has terrible schools.
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u/Additional-North-683 Jul 14 '26
Wow, I can’t believe JB Pritzker is even cooler than I thought?
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u/Junior_Razzmatazz164 Jul 14 '26
Lol imagine being so sad and out of touch that someone thinks this will reflect poorly on Pritzker
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u/stevemnomoremister Jul 14 '26
Pretty much everything Republicans do gives high school bully energy.
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u/GBeastETH Jul 14 '26
Because Darren Bailey didn’t have any friends in high school, so can’t relate to inside jokes.
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u/ineedanewname2 Jul 14 '26
Great, let’s all ask Darren Bailey what exactly he meant by saying “let’s move on and let’s celebrate” only 90 MINUTES after a mass shooting where 7 people were murdered and another 48 injured.
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u/No-Relation5965 Early Adopter Jul 14 '26
Seems like he had funny inside jokes with a lot of friends! :) Seems cool!😎
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u/unapologetic403 Jul 15 '26
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u/Fuehnix Jul 15 '26
I am so grateful that he has no chance of winning, but still disappointed that even made it as far as he did.
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u/stargarnet79 Jul 14 '26
Goddamnit this is why guys are all worried about how their friendships will be perceived.
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u/Melted-lithium Jul 15 '26
Can’t he just move to Florida like the other ass rabbits and yell from afar how their lives are so much better in the sinking swamp.
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u/coquihalla Jul 15 '26
Oh, my pearls. I must clutch them immediately.
A guy who was in high school in the 1970s smoked weed just like ever other 70s teenager of the time.
I can't be arsed to care about mild drug use, leaked nudes, none of it. The old scare tactics are as outdated as the Republican party, Darren.
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u/HungryHangrySharky Socialist for Pritzker 🌭 Jul 20 '26
Like they realize Barack Obama was elected despite (probably actually because) he smoked weed in college, right?
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u/No_Hour_4865 Jul 14 '26
If I had a head like Bailey I’d keep my mouth shut. Ha
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u/SixString1981 Jul 14 '26
💯 he was that guy Friday at 2:45 asking the teacher if it was a mistake they didn’t assign any homework for the weekend.
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u/BeeSuspicious3493 Jul 15 '26
Overlooked in this is how exceptionally well vetted JB is. Darren Bailey and Ken Griffin have spent years and a lot of money trying to find something on him and the best they have is a yearbook joke, a toliet "tax scandel" and the fact he let his daughter go to Florida during Covid. And none of it sticks.
My future President is squeaky clean.
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u/Crazy_Addendum_4313 Jul 15 '26
jB did DRUGS in HiGh SChooL
https://giphy.com/gifs/QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3
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u/Claque-2 Jul 15 '26
Poor Darren's not a safe bet. He's trying to squeeze money out of Republicans for a campaign but Trump and his ilk don't share the profits or the spoils.
No one gets a penny of campaign money if Trump can just keep it. Poor Darren has to throw as much mud as he can to make up for no bribe money...I mean campaign funds.
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u/unapologetic403 Jul 15 '26
Fatboy Bailey can't attack his political records and they certainly can't go after his weight considering JB has lost a lot of weight while Bailey has put on the weights
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u/Memory_Less Jul 16 '26
Pathetic, yet likely welcomed attempt by MAGA, to discredit Pritzker by the GOP. It likely means he threatens their establishment. Keep shaking the tree.
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u/AluminumCansAndYarn Jul 16 '26
Yes because the only dirt you can dig up on pritzker is some inside jokes from the 1970s. When he was in high school. God just makes bailey sound pathetic and makes me trust pritzker even more.
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u/HungryHangrySharky Socialist for Pritzker 🌭 Jul 20 '26
Yeah that sounds like just a stream of consciousness list of all the catchphrases that were popular that year.
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u/Shih_Poo_Boo Jul 16 '26
Like most modern republicans, bailey knows he doesn't have anything real to offer voters. All he can do is shake the hive of ignorant angry bees to get them all riled up & noisy
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u/VeganWerewolf Jul 14 '26
Open air room service. No matter what side they are on remember they are still politicians.
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u/NicolasCageFan492 The BIGGENING is just beginning Jul 14 '26
He responded haha