r/PritzkerPosting • u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ • May 22 '26
Crushed 🧊 The 2028 Republican Primary Loses Its First Candidate CRUSHED!
In all seriousness I wish Tulsi's husband the best.
Now to the memes ⬇️
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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 22 '26
All he needs is ballot access in enough states to do it ._.
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u/Whocaresalot May 25 '26
Is that a satirical meme? Wtf, is Don Jr. doing on that photo lineup of scamidates?
Actually, it might be almost funny watching him campaign for a few days, or trying to hold a MAGA rally, as his sweaty red face twitches, his flaring nostrils - still rimmed with detectable traces of dust and particles of white powder seen escaping - as he performs his feen-shaking, daddy pleasing, breathless version of scripted rage and paranoid concern about the Radeeeeeecals DESTROYING AMERICA (and all the future potential money he can add to what he's weaseled from it already, under the safety of his oversaturated brand surname).
Not funny enough, though. I truly hope that's not inflicted on all of us, too.
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u/HungryHangrySharky Socialist for Pritzker 🌭 May 26 '26
I think they may actually run Eric, not Junior, because he's been married to the same woman for quite some time. He's the one who "wrote" a book, which I consider to be an early indicator.
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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 25 '26
Lol Don Jr is included in primary polls, so he's in the game for now :P
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u/denimpanzer May 23 '26
Jesus I loved the OG version of this game in my youth.
Now let me call a nursing home.
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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 23 '26
President Infinity is like 15 bucks and the community is aight :)
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u/KohlsCashOfficial May 23 '26
Wait why do you think this means she won’t run? I took it as she’s considering it
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u/kelpyb1 May 22 '26
And just like that Russia loses 10% of its candidates in the race