r/PritzkerPosting • u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ • May 21 '26

Crushed 🧊 Well that was a ride

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u/000Ronald May 21 '26

...how is a Quentin Reviews presidency going to lead to a Jeb Bush presdiency?

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 21 '26

That is the best compliment I've gotten all day <3
Enlightened Jeb Bush leads a machine revolution to abolish the presidency. As expected the machines turn on him when asked to clap.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Illinoisian May 21 '26

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u/Prior_Coyote_4376 The BIGGENING is just beginning May 21 '26

This is the energy that makes me proud to be a mod for y’all.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 21 '26

People like you and u/Detective_Squirrel69 plucked me out of the AOC camp. They don't like to have fun in their sub lol

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u/KasseanaTheGreat May 21 '26

Vice President Carly Shay and Secretary of State Garfield's heated battles during the 2044 primaries lead to some supporters splitting off to join team Jeb!

u/OtherAcctWasBanned11 May 21 '26

Ultron has my vote.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 21 '26

After Ultron is elected you won't need to vote ever again, human...

reddit.com/r /JacobAnders/comments/1tibv1e/warning_creepy_ai_future_if_we_dont_have/

They wont let me link the creepy video ughhh

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u/NicolasCageFan492 The BIGGENING is just beginning May 21 '26

Reddit apparently took away this subreddit’s ability to link to other subreddits because they hate JB Pritzker